Joanbeam
Joanbeam
Joanbeam

Haha, meeeeow. I will say, though... If some random dude gave me that kind of staredown from just a few feet way...I would be pretty pissed.

All you goddamn kids with yer Facesnaps and Twittergrams..we had tin cans and string when I was young...git offa my lawn!!

On whether she has plans on doing a Virtual Reality project:

OMG ^^^^^ THIS. Jesus Christ, it’s like someone sent a drunken toddler into her closet and said “you have 38 seconds to choose something” and then scared the living shit out of them while they were doing it.

I wonder why we care about her at all.

lol, ‘It’s not like my entire livelihood revolves around staying socially relevant, and since I have no real skills or talents, I rely on being provocative instead.’

Maybe we can also finally put a nail in the “She’s a feminist hero!” coffin since she’s quoted as saying she doesn’t identify as a feminist.

I like the secret project insta but also can’t stop staring at it bc how is her buttcrack like three inches to the left of the center of her back?? If it’s not just a bad ‘Shop job then I’m super impressed with her spinal flexibility.

My reaction usually consists of, “Oh, Kim’s naked again.” And then I move on with my life, as we all should.

Post nude photos to get attention, then be surprised by all the attention? Isn’t this a person whose fame was launched by an explicit sex video? Is she in denial, or trolling?

I’m confused about why people care about Kim Kardashian in general.

Who do I call about getting the last 90 seconds of my life back.

“I mean, why do they care? They’ve already seen me fuck. It’s not like I do this for all the attention or anything.”

Kim Kardashian isn’t the only one wondering why you guys still care about Kim Kardashian.

That looks absolutely miserable. Back in my college days, when I was a complete dummy, I might have thought trying to attend something like that or Time Square on NYE would be fun. Now I do not. I hate crowds so much, it does not matter what the show is. I am done with concerts and sporting events.

I didn’t need any more reasons to avoid Kanye West shows, but thanks anyway.

Ugh, Kanye is definitely my most-disliked celebrity.

Kanye doesn’t sleep, so a 2am show is perfect. Kanye doesn’t care if HUMANS sleep and have work on monday. He is obviously a cyborg, cyborgs do what they want.