Same. In spite of myself. Haven’t heard that since I was wee. White kids used to sing it to the black kids in my school all the time.

My 14-year-old neighbour recently shared her collection of one direction photos on her iPhone with me. I shuffled through the album, shrugging at the mostly bland-looking britpoppers (harry is her fave, natch). I stopped at a photo of the aforementioned Zayn Malik. "Who's THAT?" I asked.