It would be quite a blow to lose the luminaries behind such masterpieces of filmmaking as White Chicks and Scary Movie.

None of this can possibly sully the Wayans brothers’ vital contributions to cinema, nor their indelible impact on comedy as an art form.

And Gulliver is a girl, right?

Delilah can’t wear anything that isn’t hand woven. Her skin is intolerant to all machine woven patterns.

“Light your skin on fire before you go outside - now you don’t have to worry about sunscreen!”

I am so over all the people in this “all natural” movement. Snake venom is natural. Spiders are natural. FIRE IS NATURAL.

This is how I smile at people I don’t like. I try, but my poker face sucks.

Yeah. Ben just said something super cunty/stupid and he’s really pleased with himself. Jen’s about to tell him she hopes his dick shrivels up and falls off. Both of these “smiles” say “I hate your fucking guts”.

I don’t see a smile. I see a “The fuck is wrong with you, dude?” look.

Oh...also totally just noticed your picture! Clearly you are to be trusted.

The other front line staff isn’t around very much (they have more sections of the city to cover) but the other dude who has my job wears full suits when I see him. On the other hand he’s only been there a few months so maybe he’s also still figuring out what’s okay?

Start with the nice jeans (best if dark wash), and get a couple of good pairs of shoes — nice boots for winter, a good pair of flats. Get a button down blouse and maybe a dark turtle neck for winter and invest in a really nice blazer or two. Get the blazer altered if you need to, so the sleeve are good and it fits you…

No problem! On a similar note, it’s interesting to look at the title of Duke of York and see how many times that has been re-granted. It usually goes to the second son of the king, but throughout history the Dukes of York have either inherited the throne (like the queen’s father) or not had any sons who could inherit…

Yes. I mean, fuck this sperm bank, I wouldn’t use them (because if they’re letting you choose your donor, you should get the donor your chose). But fuck these people even harder for being this upset that their child isn’t white.

Nope, because they legit fucked up. If you take the race out of it, and say you were trying to avoid some other genetic marker that was going to be incompatible with something in your own history, you’d have every right to sue the ever-living fuck out of the clinic. And with a fuckup this big - and no matter how…

It would have been the same thing that’s going to happen to the Duke of Edinburgh title. It automatically goes to the oldest son, who also would be the same one who becomes king. When he becomes king, the title merges back with the crown. Then he could choose to re-grant it to someone else, or he could chose not to do…

Absolutely I agree with these points. Why in the merry mother of fuck didn’t she sue for negligence? She would have won, hands down. Her suit definitely revealed her racism.

Well ... there are some other things at play, and as a parent of a kid from a donor, they concern me. As a person who did visit and use a sperm bank, I spent a lot of time picking a donor, looking for illnesses in the family histories, listening to the donor on tape, looking at donor baby photos. I ended up having to…

I symbolically break half of tiara in half and give it to her, a la Mean Girls.

I used to teach elementary art in a really low-income school district near Denver. One student, Franklin, was a third-grader who was homeless and living in a car with his mother at the time. The district and social services were aware and helping as much as possible, but mom was hard to work with due to some ongoing…