I am struggling to think of something I would enjoy more than watching Downton Abbey while trading barbed commentary with the Queen.

I heard she likes to drink chilled gin, straight. She is my hero.

“That’s not how you have a tryst in Liverpool! I should know”.

I will lay good money that she is the Queen of scathing commentary particularly when accompanied by a glass of Dubonnet.

so many of you guys like winter and now i’m questioning everything i’ve ever believed because how could you possibly think winter is not only good, but the best oh god

your use of the subjunctive mood correctly is way hotter though

Oh I didn’t see the photo of the friendly sign that read “Bring us new girls to meet!” Where did you see that one?

I swear to god if I hear Chasing Cars one more time....

I predict that like the rest of her shows, the first three seasons will be awesome, and then it will descend into weird plotlines whose watchability is debatable.

Amen to that. The only thing I snarked in my head over was

As someone who has studied at Kwantlen, I wouldn’t call them a real university!

If someone is a vegan crossfitter which do they talk about first?

I know she does crossfit. Because, like every other person who does crossfit, she feels a need to tell people that she does crossfit.

Oddly, the actual toilet is shaped like a giant coffee cup.

EXACT same situation with me. When my MIL confronted me about my husband’s lack of thank-you notes, I explained it the same way: I wrote mine and he wrote his and my family is HUGE. My mom is one of 9 kids and my dad is one of 10 kids and MOST of my aunts, uncles, and cousins came to my reception. I wrote…

Too old to read these comments about how everyone is “too old” in their early fucking twenties.

Oh god, does he do that thing where he puts no effort into figuring out the best whatever, but then critiques your choice? Because I told mine to knock that the fuck off. He came home from work and thought the lawn was looking unkempt, I guess, because the first thing he said was “Do we need to get a new gardener?”

Shocker - a mom who makes lists, does Internet research, befriends and observes other mothers, and then applies what she’s learned on a daily basis is generally seen as a good mother. Just like you learn and excel at any other job.

I don’t understand the taboo of declaring early pregnancies on the chance of something going wrong. Fact is, 1 in 4 pregnancies will end in miscarriage.