Feck off. Vodka is flavorless gin.

(no, vodka is not an ingredient in a martini. Sorry.)

This is categorically untrue, but you’re welcome to your incorrect opinion.

This is horrendous. Without gin, there will be no martinis.

The queen actually has pheromones that without, leave the hive directionless. Worker bees no longer know what they’re supposed to do and try to lay eggs unsuccessfully.

Representatives of Gen X declined to comment, saying their primary focus remained “this pretty epic round of hackey sack, brah.”

I used to comment regularly on Jezebel for years (under a different name) and stopped because of the feeling the author describes when someone she assumed would be an ally made her feel unwelcome.

I read this as “spirits of elderflower” and was like yes I can totally get behind St. Germain as flu prevention

Why doesn’t Adam Brody have Paul Rudd’s career?

He’s scorchingly hot in an average guy’s body and face, if that makes any sense. And those eyes!

But YCJTASIAAAEPTKWYTA*










*You can’t just turn any sentence into an acronym and expect people to know what you’re talking about

Hey, some of us call it ‘grad school’.

I don’t think these posts actually do any good. I think they are more harmful as they create unrealistic impressions of other cultures and encourage American Exceptionalism. See all the commentators who are posting about how ALL Indian men are misogynistic and then look at how many stars these comments receive and the…

You know how when you buy an old house, and start to renovate, and scream in aggravation when you finally get that old faded wallpaper scraped off, only to find three layers of lead paint and even more wallpaper? Your uterus is like that right now.

Please stop promoting the grossly misogynistic troll. Just dismiss his comments instead of giving him the attention he so desperately wants, and giving his comments way more prominence in the process.

Let me know if I have this right, I want to do well on the exam.

Attractiveness, as subjective as it may be, should not even be a thought when discussing rape. There is no rape-happens-only-to-beautiful-people rule here. That he can say that with a straight face and the interviewer doesn’t immediately shut him down, is the worst part of this interview imo.

THANK YOU, ONE PERSON!

Let’s not fall into an assessment of who is or isn’t rapeable. Damon’s frame for this is fucked up. We don’t have to use it.

Some commenters are disappointing me. By saying things like “but this one WAS attractive” is perpetuating the extremely hurtful falsehood that only attractive women can be assaulted.