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Watched the whole thing and I'm glad that I did.

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Girlfriend, do you mean Aretha of the past? Nowadays Aretha is just....Well

This white house clearly has run out of fucks to give.

That was sweet and I get doing things the new way but can we not take away the down on one knee proposals? That's my fav part.

Signs with Mel Gibson.

I cannot even fathom that amount of entitlement in that guy. It blows my mind that he would rather spend the rest of his life in prison than allow his ego to be bruised even a little. Mind blowing and I'm sad this is the last thing I will probably read before sleep. Where's my cat? :(

I can see it but I could never do that to my generation.

That escalated very quickly.

9/10 I'd bang. Must be those sad troubled eyes.

In what world does Hugh Jackman and the hot judge from Top Model hang out? You learn about random as hell celebrity friendships during these challenges for sure.

"My best friend is a size 20, but she doesn't care in the slightest - we're like little and large"

K.

Are you magic?

It's always the sex :(

Facebook stalked my old ex. Whenever he would check in at a bar which he loved to do everywhere he went, I would force my roommate to get ready and we would go and "accidentally" run into him. We had an unspoken understanding that sex will happen whenever we saw each other. Did that about 15 times then I got over it.

People in Alabama. I think that's all you need to know.

I know, but I wish pleading blissful ignorance was a thing for her sake. (I'm a little invested on their show so I might be a bit biased)

Leave the children alone.