Bet it gets horrible gas mileage

I don't understand how they pick the short list. Like seriously, hilary clinton and Obama? I know historically it's whomever wins the election, but the dude just won two elections by the skin of his teeth.

which is why there have been 10 seasons of jersey shore/DWTS/Idol and only 1 of Firefly :-(

Agreed, this is a cheap knockoff, I'll take my kitchenaid over anything

/*facepalm*/ it was just a joke dude, sorry

"What are you in for?"

Nielsen ratings are relevant?

Skills? What skills? The dude was a lazy POS mooching off his mom, who rather than looking for a job spent his day guessing peoples' security questions. Having a complete lack of morals and laziness aren't "skills."

Yeahhhh agree with the celebs that there is no compensation, but this dude is about to spend 10 years getting his ass kicked and probably a whole host of other bad things, so justice served.

If you drank coffee at burning man festival it was probably made with left over bong water which is why it was so strong.

PETA Protest in

Just noticed it's called iTube, someone is going to get sued real soon

Wouldn't it be easier to just carry an EpiPen and be cautious when eating? Like if you're going to die from peanuts, maybe eating a thai place isn't the best option for you

I did too, but you're only legally able to start working at 15 with limited hours. I don't remember any jobs at 15-18 that would've had the earning potential to buy a new corvette.

Just curious, do you and/or your recent GF have a mullet?

You bought a new Corvette when you were 18? WTF were you selling handies in the country club locker room or something?

Depends what you get and where you get it.

I think it's just natural selection at work

This is America, we drink coffee you damn commies

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