Of course there are, it's just the corvette is the quintessential, "WTF am I doing with my life," car.

I wish they had a feature so I can block the people who check into every f-ing place they go to. I thought facebook was about connecting with people, not letting everyone know you just had sushi

Wow, now you can have your midlife crisis in style.

Slow clap...

So using soviet copied technology from the 60s is something we should all marvel about? Other countries don't have to because they can hire someone else to do it and save all the money on the infrastructure and hassle.

If you live in Ohio and can't find "outdoor stuff," to do then you're not looking. Worst case drive over to southern western PA, Ohioplye and a bunch of "outdoor stuff."

Japanese company? I'm surprised they didn't make a golden shower, shower head

He looks like the bad guy from Die hard with a vengeance

I knew a group that created a huge botnet by distributing an infected aimbot for counter strike. It doesn't require a lot of creativity or intelligence, just a complete lack of morals and no fear of consequence

Some day after the zombie apocalypse destroys humankind, aliens will land on the moon and clone Neil Armstrong from his dookie DNA

I'm gonna download the DDOS program so I can call myself a 'hacker.'

That's the same logic that keeps getting people like Bush and Obama elected, do it because everyone is doing it, follow the crowd, etc. etc.

Apparently you've never seen the movie idiocracy

LJBH anyone in a gang is extremely stupid. I just wish they'd sterilize these people after they catch them.

Too bad Comcast is super shitty; otherwise I might consider going back just for this

Yes you and the other 9% of computer users have seen the light. The people buying apple products are still the dumb people with expendable income that believe any marketing pitch thrown at them.

You beat me to it, I was going to ask the same question. It's possible because Apple has the best patent lawyers in the industry. I'm surprised they haven't patented "people talking into a rectangular shaped box."

Yes, but Apple takes it to a new level of douchiness. Apple sues to get rid of competition which is completely f-d up. At least MS had the common courtesy to buy anyone who tried competing rather than just sue them into bankruptcy.

I know, I'm giving up, when someone goes all CAPS you know they mean business.