Microsoft became a tech titan because they put a PC in everyone's home and on everyone's desk in the work place.

Sooooo how are Win8 and the Surface not doing well? Just because they didn't have a bunch of fanboys standing outside at 3am to buy the first surface doesn't mean they're not doing well.

nine of the twelve heros aren't apple employees so I don't believe this is a true Gizmodo article.

Excellent rebuttal, I can tell you're a savvy word smith. Nice try with that post, but I think I'll keep posting and you can keep crying.

Step 1: put an apple logo on something that already exists

I was thinking the same thing, stealing the will it blend idea

LJBH

If this was in DC it would take 15 years, go a billion dollars over budget, and all the pictures you'd see DC metro employees just hanging out/sleeping/not working.

Yeah and it's super shitty because they also do it to small businesses whom they're angry at or they think have wronged them. For some reason they won't prosecute people who DDOS but will go after people who illegally share a britney spears song. Really freakin' assbackwards.

Chuck Norris's ball sweat

I'm not lame, Anom was/is lame. Their 'attacks,' f-over normal/every day people who are just trying to go about their day.

Again, I'm not a douchebag out of work middle aged asshole who has nothing better to do than DDOS sites and disrupt normal people's lives in the name of a misguided cause, so you won't be seeing Jizz Master Zero doing any of that. Though seeing the name Jizz Master in the news would be hysterical.

Coordinating a bunch of kids to use an application to take down a site is not 'hacking', it's like giving props to a bank robber. Anyone can rob a bank, but decent people don't do it because they know its wrong or fear the consequences. Law enforcement is lax about prosecuting cyber crime and won't go after them so…

Feared Hacking Force = bunch of kids DDOS or stealing people's passwords because some companies suck at security. Please stop glorifying them

It just came out. Everyone thought the iPhone was great until droids became better and cheaper

Why does it need saving? Everyone I know that's been using the surface thinks it's great.

They used super glue in Vietnam, so I suppose this is innovation/progress

DROPPPINNNNGG F'N LOOAAADDDSSS on London

This is the Future of the Iranian Navy

Yeah I guess I don't understand why they wouldn't put it in a virtual environment rather than go through all this trouble.