Back when Oog was child, bag of rocks all Oog had. That, and Oog's imagination.

Let's say you're a man. In a hospital. There is a woman laying in front of you, in a coma. You fuck her.

Okay. Lemme ask you the classical hypothetical: if a tree falls, and no one hears it, does it make a sound? It's assault regardless, because, like the tree, it makes a sound.

I had a chance to buy Demon Souls today, at Gamestop, and declined... How bad did I fuck up?

Are you suggesting I'm not aware people do this? Because I'm implying the punishment for doing that should be more than being fired.

How is putting human ejectamenta in anyone's food not considered assault?

Do you think David Miscavige was called David Miscarriage in high school? Has high school changed since I left it?

"Nyuk! Nyuk! Nyuk!"

lol I know I can't do it yet, but really, the game hasn't thrown anything at me I haven't been able to totally own. It will give me a cold slap of reality, rest assured, but, me reckons I'll reach into the cupboard, pull out the cane, and give it a damn good thrashing.

*Smack*

Dude.

Wow, I wish I could earn that much ripping off Legos, digitally.

I can do that but I don't wanna.

A gift card to Banana Republic?

Man, that is still so many beaver pelts.

Man, that is still so many beaver pelts.

I think it just needed to be longer. Just as it was starting to get funny, it was over. I think the people involved snorted a tonne of coke during the making of this, hence why it went by so quickly.

I've dismantled every old piece of gear I had. I'm not interested in alts right now. I wish I could just sell it to a vendor, but whatever, I'm getting some glimmer for the trouble of dismantling it anyways, right? I'm not exactly sure... I just see those 3 cubes icon come up when I do, and assume it means I'm banking…

The game people love to hate, and hate to love. There are still so many places in our solar system we will go to. I for one, can't wait to visit Titan. I say that knowing it would be an incredible misstep on Bungie's part not to take us to Titan.

I know for me, it can be really hard to care about a company's policy about whatever they typically go on about... I've only ever worked low-end jobs, minimum wage stuff. So money alone was never a motivator to do well on Health and Bloody Safety stuff, those sorts of things. I was just appeasing my overlords. I mean,…