"AAAAHHH!!! FRONT WEDGY!!!"

My favourite, flat AND perky.

GIVE ME 20 CAPITAL I'S AND APOSTROPHES, MAGGOT!

How do you even?! With one of them?!

I'd rather be in Helen Mirren than play this.

And I'd like quiet neighbours. We all want things.

Games sold separately.

I forgot how nice Tifa's tatties were.

You may want to move up any colonoscopy appointments you may have.

I've never used the Internet. Not even once.

I guess it finally reached him that there is a planet's worth of people who want him gone.

I've clung to many phalluses - - fallacies.

You had no problem speaking properly in my head.

Of COURSE I still watch Family Guy.

Jihad to phrase it like that, eh?

Mustn't... make... racist... joke...

Looks like a cat turd.

I have no idea what Gamergate or who Felicia Day is. Wasn't she in Quest For Stuff?

Much cheaper just to buy condoms.