Yeah, I bet the girls he attracts get so wet he needs waterwings.

That's not what I'm saying. Red flag is red.

You know what is a MUCH better achievement? Putting your penis in a vagina. Try it sometime.

Here's an idea: smuggle cocaine in baby powder bottles. Or Robin Hood Flour bags. And don't smuggle it in from a place like THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC.

I'll admit, I don't really know why I feel it is a rip off. Maybe with one more shot at it, I'll change my mind. It's technically my first foray into the universe, as my copy of AC I, way back when I used to own a 360 always crashed 15 minutes in. So I really have no clue what the whole story is really about. Maybe if…

The original looks way better. Much richer contrast.

I bought AC II off Steam for 5 bucks. What a rip off.

Definitely not Heimskr

YOU'RE crazy? How's this for crazy? The hammer and wrench are slightly off centre and it's driving me bonkers. FIX IT!

Xboxuru 360uru!!!

That truly is amazing. But the dude runs like he's got the trots.

Can you swap between first person and third in Destiny?

Kate Upton wearing a Mega Man costume.

Hmmm, that is one tasty morsel of brain food of a comment, sir or madame. Though I think our gaming palates differ... Perhaps you enjoy the culinary delights of, say, the Civilizations games, or Starcraft? Or the delectable nuances of MOBA cuisine?

Wikus van de Merwe!!!

Hello Doc,

Ripping spines out in games is fun.

No, I mean, why would anyone assume it was your problem?

"If they choose the worst, that's their damage, not mine"