This is a man full of great ideas.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

You left out “Kardashian”. No translation necessary, it’s universal.

If, by that you mean Jags fans, then yes.

We all know Andy Kaufman might still be alive, but Sam Kinison, too?

Someone needs to introduce her to this Jags guy.

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

This guy is now in second place.

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Not until after he’s been convicted. An indictment isn’t enough to qualify him.

Jerry Jones: I live with second-guessing and disappointments,..but enough about my wife and children.

Jerrah is probably thinking that since Manziel is still available, they might as well just sign him.

Right? What the fuck are the Cowboys doing sharing all of this? Can you imagine Bill Belichick shitting on one of his own draft picks the day after the draft like this?

The baseball equivalent of

A really good PPV card? Didn’t realize that existed in WWE...

I bet its pretty difficult to get chain lube out of a neckbeard.

You do know that the KKK was actually the paramilitary wing of the Democratic party, and never had anything to do with Republicans?

Just what I’d expect from a sport that scores its games 15, 30, 40.

Was the announcer actually watching a video of a puppy being beheaded while the guy broke his racket? Seems like a bit of an overreaction...

Bikers, doesn’t it suck when some dick is blocking half of the lane and all the traffic makes it hard to get around him?