I find it kind of amusing that, due to human physiology, one of the first things we will do after landing on another world for the first time will be to take a dump on it.

Sierra Nevada Pale Ale was the first beer I ever drank (at least if we're taking about with the intent to get drunk, as opposed to sipping your dads brew). I got a sixer, was all amped up, took a big gulp, and then - I swear to god this is true but I was 15, so give me a damn break - I poured a bunch of Lemonheads…

pretty amazing audio and video for a 1971 recording

Literally was going to post exactly this.

Thank you *curtsies*

So what's left for him?

I would assume it's simply because Winston can't be sued under Title IX and FSU is the proper defendant in this particular action.

It actually doesn't. In order to thoroughly clean each piece by hand requires significantly more water and soap per piece of dish/flatware.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

I was 225 at my highest. Once I decided to quit drinking beer every night, and making three meals a day and not overeating, I got down to 190 without exercising. Once I cut out sugared drinks, I lost another 10lb to get to 180 and eventually down to 175, with no exercise.

5'11" and 200 lbs.? I mean, that's just adorable! What does he eat...wheatgrass?

Todd's most offensive point is saying that I'd want to watch a football game with a fucking NFL team owner.

Weight posts? I highly doubt it. I've never seen a Facebook post that's carried any weight.

Harass has nothing on Hoof Hearted:

Big thanks to Michael Irving for trying to complete each phrase as they're being said like he's solving goddamn Wheel of Fortune.

"Oh, you doin you Stu Scott here, heh heh."

yeah but baylor beat tcu and msu beat baylor and osu beat msu and vt beat osu. WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?! this same gripe happens every year from every fan. Please fuck off.

Scale estimated based on visual cues. Subject to correction pending actual scale confirmation/correction from NASA.

Scale? Somebody get a banana up there, STAT!