The Smithsonian National Museum of African American History and Culture in D.C. might qualify when it opens in mid-2016.

At the end ... Grab a stack? Pancakes? Mmmm. Pancakes.

Well, people like those two are stupid. Casual fans don’t care who is in the USA jerseys. As long as they win!!!!!!!

As a casual fan, what is wrong with using the best players available, even if it means an entire squad of dual-nationals, to do a little winning, inspiring more American kids to play the game, and worry about those issues later. Like 20 years from now. Win now! Win! Win! Win!

That reminds me ... I should get my remote control pterodactyl down from the attic.

I thought there was plenty left to be done. Oh well. I guess not! I am actually a little pissed. It was always good for a few laughs, which (I find) can be hard to come by in the TV world today. And it was my little show that my wife didn’t like. Dammit!

You learn something new every day. For instance, that HBO pulled the plug on The Brink. Thanks HBO. Unhappy Holidays to you too, you bastards.

I could have linked Daily Mail, TMZ, or Fox News for the same, but thought I would at least keep it in the Gawker family. I should have also mentioned that he has a Batmobile hanging from the mirror with a tiny Batman in it.

I see what you’re getting at. Batman drives around in Batman.

Still laughing.

Sting was clearly feeling it.

Story time, kids. I have a friend who is rather large (maybe 400 lbs.). A few of us went to bar one night to watch some football, and after leaving, he gathered that he had a little too much to drink. He stopped by a convenience store, then pulled into a parking lot and slept in his car. He woke in the morning to a…

Worth at least 2.5 points.

If you look closely, it appears to hit him on the tip of his giant dong. Seriously.

It’s OK Old Gregg. Your assessment might have been off due to your downstairs mix-up. We still love ya.

So in today’s NFL, Bednarik’s “hit” would have been called for unnecessary roughness and he would have been fined. It was a clothesline tackle, but what made it so bad was him slamming Gifford into the frozen turf. Man, the game was better back then. Maybe Frank will get to repay the favor up above.

Hell of a place for Donald Trump to hold a campaign rally.

When I was a kid, we dubbed over the lines of this entire movie, and made it into a quest for Conan to find a bathroom. At the end, he finally found his throne. Man I wish I still had the video.

For what it’s worth, I always get the feeling you are the nicest guy on staff. Then again, I thoroughly enjoy Foodspin. And food.

Who dat? Dat’s Andre Agassi.