The world needs more of this. My mom always wanted to be hit in the face with a pie. So, one day I hit her in the face with a pie. She loved it.

That happens when you split and sew two pairs together.

He could redefine things for sure.

There is an old story in my family about a bunch of my uncles doing this, with one climbing a light pole to gain an “advantage” and another shooting fireballs up his shorts and catching his underwear on fire.

You sure it’s my uncle?

This is just flippity floppity flat out wrong. I can’t wait to put on the OluKai’s every evening. Yes, they are 85 dollar flops, and worth every penny. Super comfy shoes.

Hopefully they will someday find a cure your broken taste buds. :(

And beside the buggy return, thank you very much. I ain’t afraid of no dings.

I’d rather see him “running” the bases.

Never point a gun at something you are not willing to destroy.

Careful sitting on him little lady ... you’ll break his brittle legs.

How long has this been there? Hope I’m not the bearer of crappy news.

When the coverage of this first began, a co-worker and I joked around about various ways the workers were dying and their bosses not caring. Like a foreman handing a note to a worker and pushing him off a building to get a message to the ground. We have decided there will be no more joking about an actual crime…

Not sure if this counts, but in the cafeteria in college we would take a cup of vanilla ice cream from a freezer near the register, replace the cream with mayo, put it back in the freezer, and watch and wait for the victim’s surprise. It never disappointed. Those were the days, I say.

At least now that they are off air, they can ... be .... a ..... normal ...... family.

Oh, who is that lady next to Mrs. Mari? Oh, maybe she needs help? Yep. Ooh, that didn’t happen well.

Went to lunch with a bunch of guys, and someone ordered a plate of tamales as an appetizer. Everyone grabbed one, and a guy I had just met picked his up and took a bite. With the corn husk wrapper still on it. Someone told him you are supposed to take it off first. Visibly embarrassed, he said “Oh, this is the way I…

As a non-IT worker possessing a few skills, I literally had to buy this to wear around my extended family.

Have you been there? It’s hot out on that road.