Yes on first, no on second, but now I can’t stop hearing it.

“Job Done” - wheeler dealer reference?
“Don’t Care” - Gina Grad reference?

So if the camshaft snaps in half while still under warranty, you’re going to replace the engine with another used AM engine from a salvage yard instead of heading to the dealer, and have them replace it with a new or remanufactured unit?

It actually starts at like $135K

I mean you made up half of that so...

And it has the blacklist #1 livery on it! NFS most wanted 2005

I agree.

$5 says it’s already at a port or railway terminal inside one of these. 

Those steelies...

Hey gary, sorry we had a new welder the day your car was being made. our bad dude.

To: BMW
From: Gary

It would have been great if they had called out the owner in the press release. “Gary, bring back your X3. It might catch on fire. Our bad, dude.”

I hate to vote CP on it but god luck finding a mechanic to be patient enough to work on that maze of vacuum lines and hope the parts aren’t made of unobtanium like the non working parts on my ‘91 Prelude.

Jagoffs, not asshats

I live in Pittsburgh. First and foremost they would be driving like Jagoffs, not asshats. Second, I see them driving all over and I’ve never seen any major malfunctions other than the fact that they drive incredibly slowly. Think grandma coming home from church slow. They also have a tendency to slam on their brakes…

Can’t you now opt out of group iMessage chats?

It would totally work... you just have to jack up all the driven wheels.

This will not work with a car equipped with a limited slip diff. FYI.

3, like every other co-op? One for nominations, one for voting for the top X nominated, and one for the winner.

3, like every other co-op? One for nominations, one for voting for the top X nominated, and one for the winner.

Keys and wallet in the same pocket. Phone in the other pocket.

Keys and wallet in the same pocket. Phone in the other pocket.