I hate to vote CP on it but god luck finding a mechanic to be patient enough to work on that maze of vacuum lines and hope the parts aren’t made of unobtanium like the non working parts on my ‘91 Prelude.

Jagoffs, not asshats

I live in Pittsburgh. First and foremost they would be driving like Jagoffs, not asshats. Second, I see them driving all over and I’ve never seen any major malfunctions other than the fact that they drive incredibly slowly. Think grandma coming home from church slow. They also have a tendency to slam on their brakes…

Can’t you now opt out of group iMessage chats?

It would totally work... you just have to jack up all the driven wheels.

This will not work with a car equipped with a limited slip diff. FYI.

you’ll never believe what we found in the database!

They should make a list of the top 10 ways to get hacked.

Trickle down economics are a myth propagated by the rich in order to convince us to lower taxes for them. In reality, they hoard the money and it’s middle class people starting their own businesses that create the jobs, not the rich.

If the money stays in the private sector it helps every American in the process. Think about that.

There is a major disconnect between the shiteater grin of the driver and the terror of the people trying to gather up their kids who luckily escaped being run over. “My bad, my bad.”

3, like every other co-op? One for nominations, one for voting for the top X nominated, and one for the winner.

3, like every other co-op? One for nominations, one for voting for the top X nominated, and one for the winner.

Keys and wallet in the same pocket. Phone in the other pocket.

Keys and wallet in the same pocket. Phone in the other pocket.

Why should Tesla try and sell things the same way as other dealers, a main part of there shtick is uniform pricing with no haggling, i wish other manufacturers did the same thing it would make the car buying process a lot simpler.

Fuck that.

That article makes American sound ridiculous. Like did they even talk to Gogo about getting out of the contract or just go right to suing them? It seems like Gogo were just like, “Whoa, chill, we’ll just bid on the next one.”

Although I did forget to buy the lightning to 3.5mm adapter

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I’m guessing you’re seeing all the Gawker commentators who have migrated here. Making jokes about misfortune is kind of their thing.

I am reading the replies, and am kind of surprised about the amount of jokes being made.