You won’t. Have had a WRX for 10 years, still enjoy driving it. There is a whole world of modding and a huge community. There is more to the experience than the car itself.

You can always spend it with your two good friends: Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.

Depends on what you mean by “ruined.” They’re so valuable these days that it’s rare I see one that’s gone beyond new wheels, lowering and a single turbo conversion. I don’t consider that ruined. Back when the market value hadn’t exploded, they were way worse.

I saw a guy hopping out of a DEAD-FUCKIN-MINT one the other day. 60-ish white dude, pretty sure everything he was wearing was L.L. Bean and various shades of brown. We stopped and complimented him and he said “Thanks! Just rolled over 250k and I have loved every minute of this car.”

Not really. They are too expensive for fanboys to own.

Sometimes I feel like I am the only person in the world who thinks LED lighting on PC peripherals is garish and tacky.

Sometimes I feel like I am the only person in the world who thinks LED lighting on PC peripherals is garish and…

I think the general consensus is that the Z06 is better than the Viper in most aspects, despite the two-cylinder disadvantage.

Plenty of salespeople don’t know how to drive a stick.

I actually really dig how that bodykit looks on the 360.

The door frame isn’t smashed. That is the way they came. And where is the rust?

Great Scott!!!

Enhance! He’s correct. It’s missing the pedal.

The ads have been getting to a ridiculous point lately. The other day I had to watch an unskippable minidocumentary about why running an oil pipeline through the straits of Mackinac is a good idea, to end up watching a video that was shorter than the ad.

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

If 2 degrees of negative camber is enough to consider it hellaflush.

If it’s anything like I remember Underground, I’ll consider it.

many places have minimums as well. as well as the catch-all driving unsafe for conditions, which driving 20 under could be considered.

I wonder how legal it would be for the officer to tell him you had died, let him stew on that for a bit, and then tell the truth.

I doubt you would get Attempted Murder: Probably Vehicular assault or Aggravate Assault. The motorcyclist would likely get a ticket for an illegal pass, but that doesn't give a driver license for intentionally hitting someone with a vehicle.