100% on board with this. PBS, where you at?

Magic school bus crime version

I want to cast them all in a kids' show where they solve adorable crimes together. Too frackin' cute.

Even though their move is rhetorical and will never happen, it is still damaging to women and deserves a full-throated response. My response to this fuckery is best presented in gif form:

I just imagine Pam from Archer saying it to the Congressional GOP.

When maternity coverage was being debated before the ACA passed it became a real republican sticking point. This is a great moment:

Patient Choice, Affordability, Responsibility, and Empowerment Cunts Are Really Evil (CARE) Act

Jesus HarryHamilin Christ, they think if it costs more for me to get healthcare, I'll spend on healthcare wiser? That's what they think happens? Shit, I have healthcare now and I debate over whether I should see a doctor over an issue and spend a few months paying bills or "wait it out" to see what happens. My…

Oh great, I can't wait for our maternal mortality rate and the number of babies delivered on a Burger King restroom floor to triple!

#notallwerewolves

I like how they are calling it the Patient CARE Act. It sounds so similar to The Affordable Care Act. I wonder if they realized that the less, um, informed citizens of our great country might just mix the two up? I mean, I doubt it because Republicans aren't, like, smarmy in that way, but it does make one pause, no?

OKAY THEN. If and when I get cancer, I will be sure to choose wisely and get the cheaper kind.

I personally always trust people with glitter.

Me rn

Luckily they're too dumb to heed my advice (woe betide them all). Get those emails coming, folks!

See, I'm on the opposite end of things here.