You're really really underestimating the NFL. They're actually really good at doing what they want to do. They're also really good at branding. This isn't a screw up, this is intentional.

I'm not sure they know how to do anything else. Maybe I'm being charitable, but they might be a bunch of Darren Rovells who don't speak a language except Brandese.

And what's the benefit of the NFL going with a cipher of a branding scheme, rather than with an actual nonprofit that does work or raises money? Seems pretty obvious: No More allows the NFL almost complete freedom to brand itself as deeply invested in women's issues.

planning to watch this with my Gen-X immigrant mom.

No Blanket, you can't! WE NEED PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

I really want to believe in the "Pending Blue Texas" hypothesis, but I'm having a tough time buying it. All the liberals are mushed into cities and that is a structural disadvantage.

oh ffs. Only TX could produce an OB/GYN who doesn't understand medical science.

I think there needs to be more of this kind of thing in our Congress. All of the money wasting showboating to please ignorant and hateful constituents needs to be called out. And is that an MD I see after Burgess's name? Ugh. Fuck Austin, I'm getting the shit out of TX as soon as I can.

ETA: But I'm not going to FL!

ETA2…

"...they just furtively re-decorate their offices and turn oxygen into carbon dioxide."

Holy shit it finally happened. Jimmy was trying to get these guys together since 2009.

#goals

The fact Elizabeth Berkley looks EXACTLY the same as she did 22 years ago in that outfit is stunning.

Ok. This is super awesome. Seriously, everyone looks great. Mario Lopez looks like his head is too big for his body, though.

Mr. Belding ate Bayside

uhhh.... "one of these things is not like the other... he's waaaay fucking fatter."

Listen, I'm not here to ruin anyone's good time...

okay people. If you are coming to Canada to let a guy named Cobra stick inky needles into your eyeballs at a tattoo convention you kind of deserve to go blind. I say that as a very tattooed Canadian.