I have a feeling this car would have been good if dumb fuck elon wasn’t involved.

Can you cite specific automakers that do all of the above?

Things just aren’t going Elon’s way recently. I love it.

Autopilot will never work until ALL cars are on autopilot and can communicate with one another. Think about all the sci-fi movies where self-driving cars are present.

I considered getting a Tesla at one point.  I’m glad I didn’t get one.

“Our lawyers say not to put this potentially life-destroying failure in writing, or we won’t achieve our mission of sending rich people to a space utopia!”

“...and whatever happens, make sure the sneaky and illegal things you do on Tesla’s orders are not recorded anywhere.” say Tesla’s guidelines document.

The twelfth amendment states “no person constitutionally ineligible to the office of President shall be eligible to that of Vice-President of the United States.” So, thankfully, fucknuts can’t be a (real) running mate for VP.

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Someone really wants to be a VP pick, don’t they?

“one person with an accelerator and nine with a set of brakes, so you didn’t go very far.”

And they are both still plugging alo...what? oh.

Saturn and Scion both did this for years with no problems. 

Is it fixed price or price fixing? I wonder how this would be handled at a dealer level. Because right now, if dealers agree on a set price, the state AG would be drooling at the mouth.

I can only take so much Brad Leone, but I made this and they’re great on sandwiches (or by themselves).

My favorite avocado humor has to be this tweet from 2019:

The stem approach to checking ripeness is fine as long as you’re not doing it in the store. If I see you picking stem nubs off all the avocados im going to start following you around the store flicking them at you.

And to clarify, what do you use to wrap it? Paper? Plastic?

They may have blacked-out the face of the guy on the right, but they forgot to censor his most troubling feature:

lol bot accounts are against TOS, well goodbye 85% of the active users of Twitter I guess