Scene: library. Time: first grade. Sorry Magic Treehouse, I've met another. Her name is The Illustrated Encyclopedia of Space. Sure, we had a good run; we went to Egypt, the Arctic, and ancient China together! But the stars, the nebulae, and the planets...!

Seriously. I would totally go see a movie about Ninkasi and the creation of beer

This fucker

Looking at that crystal, I'm getting similar chills to when I look at the "Pale Blue Dot" photo.

Xkcd is always relevant!!!

Sounds like a good idea, I mean, the Council of Nicaea solved all of Christianity's problems. I can't think of any in the past 1000 years!

The mouth on that alien reminds me of a dementor's mouth.

I'm a Californian who's moved to Texas for school. This article made me feel nostalgic for my home, one I hope to return to one day.

Well, I don't know about God, but Chris Hemsworth sure is a perfect being to me. Woof.

My first introduction to the wonderful world of books was The Magic Treehouse series and the Mysteries of Droone (or something like that I can't remember the title). I was also a big fan of the Inheritance series. I read Eragon and Eldest; the movie in my head was really awesome! But then I saw the actual movie, and…

Winter came.

I just got done reading Against Peace and Freedom, now I'm rereading A Song of Fire and Ice (still on A Game of Thrones); after that, I'm going to read Moore's Utopia.

Targaryen, Lannister...either way, there's gonna be some sibling love.

The Broncos are in the Targaryen position on the title card, so we can expect Payton to marry Eli any day now.

"And that's enough internet for today." Probably the only time I've said that while not shocked or repulsed!

WILL THEY EAT IT!?

Yes. Dr. Freud says you need lots more sex and lots more cocaine.

*Squirms in chair* +1

Nice safe-for-work use of Oglaf

The universe sins. The solution? Machines.