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In any case, Gizmodo’s editorial style guide clearly states “Do not use ALL CAPS unless it’s an actual acronym, to avoid inflating brands’ stylistic importance.” Read more

What does the other Jags fan think?

“A fucking bullshit crime against real sports... Unlike any other.”

Obligatory.

NFL won't suspend players for drunk driving, spouse abuse, and a whole host of other illegal things but pot...POT. NFL is so fucking regressive.

It'll never happen, of course, but I think the Clips' PA guy should introduce Sterling before tipoff, and then just let the crowd rain shit on him for as long as it takes to get him to leave the arena.

I miss Bad Company.

A throwback to the dead ball era.

Growth - all growth, or more precisely, any economic model based on perpetual growth - is a Ponzi scheme. As soon as compound interest was devised, mathematicians realized it could not continue indefinitely. If you invested a penny at 2% per year in 1 AD, it would now be worth $ .01 x 1.02^2014 = $2.1 E+15. At $1500 a… Read more

The Browns' plan to rid themselves of their staph has been in the works for years now.

Happy birthday, Half-Life! To celebrate, we all get to buy Black Mesa. Read more

That's us watching you guys fight.

Kids today are so spoiled. I mean, we had to jack off to Giovonni's silhouette while they get to see him in a freaking speedo!

...as it proves that Torii Hunter's tumble over the outfield wall is hilarious from any distance or angle. Read more

I did this method and it was the best Golden Retriever jerkey I've ever tasted