JimmyKerrigan
JimmyKerrigan
1/6/20
2:45 PM
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When people keep that oblivious halfway speed in the left lane one of my favorite things to do is pulse their blind spot indicator.Just get in and out of the zone as many times as possible until they speed up and get out of that fucking lane.

Seems to work better than flashing high beams from behind with a specific Read more

12/24/19
8:18 PM
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“I guess that’s the way the puddin’ pops.”

Uhh, did anyone else hear this in Eddie Murphy’s Bill Cosby impression? I can’t un-hear it. Bravo.

12/15/19
12:10 AM
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You absolutely blew it. Hiding the deaths is an anti-bullying measure and anyone capable of caring about it can track it either manually or through kill streaks.

You somehow managed to prove them right with your skin deep analysis.

12/11/19
9:55 PM
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I worked at a snazz hotel/restaurant with what was, at the time, one of 72 wine cellars in the world with the Grand Award from Wine Spectator. I would close out the bills and send them to rooms (night auditor/front desk) and yeah - I would see $300 tips on $1,000 tabs.

My experience forces me to say that if you can Read more

11/25/19
5:35 PM
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Mmmmm, looks like they touch down in a new city on tour and record 15 of these in a row. Making $750/hr as a starting point for fractions of your time isn’t the worst way to blow your downtime.

What I can’t believe is that Mark McGrath somehow managed to make this wholesome??? One of the most cynical exercises in Read more

11/24/19
1:20 PM
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Apple fan criticizing “overpriced monstrosities”. The most delicious irony I have ever tasted.

11/23/19
12:52 AM
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Honestly, how people with access to the internet and a functioning circulation system are still getting this wrong is baffling to me. Until I remember 100 is the media on the IQ scale and half of humanity is rocking double digits.

11/22/19
9:12 PM
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I don’t blame women for the slave labor, I do blame them for the state of their pockets. Work on your reading comprehension.

11/20/19
8:41 PM
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Daily reminder that the only people responsible for women’s fast-fashion pocket dilemma are women themselves. Cheap, fast-fashion is gonna have outcomes. That the crappy pockets are a bigger problem than the slave labor required to sate demand says everything you need to know about the first world (I do not blame Read more

11/19/19
9:36 PM
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Don’t forget only having 20 minutes of plot for the first two episodes, forcing the main character to go back and collect rat butts to fill in time. I was SO ANNOYED when his ship was scrapped because I knew this was just a time-filler, something taken from a video game to allow you to do a quick re-use of Read more

11/19/19
9:31 PM
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It’s time for the world to get real and realize that everything Andrew Lloyd Webber has ever done is fucking nails-on-a-chalkboard, with the possible exception of Phantom. I can’t shake the idea that his popularity might have something to do with half of humanity scoring double digits in IQ.

Whyyyy shouldn’t the CGI Read more

11/19/19
9:20 PM
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If only some experience journalist could add some context.... Oh, nevermind.

11/19/19
9:06 PM
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Am I supposed to respect a rag that allows a multi-platform game to be reviewed not on PC but a friggin’ PS4 Pro? Like, honestly, you’re a video games journalist complaining about texture pop-in on a children’s toy.

11/19/19
9:03 PM
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HELLO????? Have you been around ANY gamers over the last five years? After BF:V and GamerGate did you REALLY think they were going to give us anything other than a white, male human?

I would personally rather have had what you wanted, a more interesting character. But you are being deliberately obtuse if you don’t Read more

11/18/19
5:36 PM
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Does Microsoft need to win the next gen just with Scarlet? Isn’t it kind of obvious that the PC/Windows unification is the promise of gaming delivered TODAY? This can help make the PS seem like a console for kids and an Xbox as something that gets you halfway to the PCMR. PC players get the best of all worlds.

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11/18/19
3:42 PM
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Wonder Woman was a terrible movie, why would the 2nd one be anything to wait for? Bad and REALLY bad acting, an inane plot, and her life immediately revolves around a man? 

I honestly thought I was watching a joke version of the movie. What did I miss???