In other words - the best evidence I, a journalist, have to support this supposition is someone else’s work from November 2019. A literal space-age ago.

You guys have all. day. at. home. and you don’t even attempt journalism.

First two paragraphs are just an explanation of how you’re just pretending to play a video games journalist.

Noe of y’all get it. It’s the same peak because it’s the peak of the possible influence the Petro-Dollar has. If China and Japan stop buying T-bills to buy their oil then it won’t matter whether it came about from peak demand or peak supply - the economic meltdown and re-structuring of modern power will be seismic and…

Is it campy? Yes. Is it perfect? Yes. Can it make you like Tom Cruise as an actor? Yes.

Anne Rice wrote the boy an apology letter after slagging his casting. What more do you need? It is a portrait in melancholy, lonely, beautiful, and haunting.

You guys are cute - the way you think you actually represent all gamers. Austin. Do us all a favor and just shut the fuck up for the first time in your life.

People that don’t have bandwidth caps? Which is almost everywhere except the Great American Hellscape? Maybe if America didn’t elect a psycho and let a pure corporatist shithead to lead the FCC someone would be doing something about this.

Once again the community screeches about a great game making decision and then immediately regrets the outcome.

Developers: most of the screechers aren’t trying to help you make a better game - they’re trying to have it their way. Stop caving.

No no no no no no. What happened was Yuke did something extremely Japanese which was continue to iterate on a basically broken engine that only they knew how to handle. This wasn’t like moving a project on Unreal Engine. It’s closer to taking Titanfall away from Respawn despite the fact that the only 10 engineers on…

Isn’t it extremely pointless to use such a CPU for these tests? This information is absolutely useless to the people actually running these GPUs.

Certainly someone has made a SMART utility for Apple?

Makes game about hero switching. Removes class switching. *Surprised Pikachu*

The Overwatch community is dead to me. Ruined one of the tightest games ever made by human beings just so they don’t have to switch off DPS when they aren’t dealing damage. Pathetic.

Wait, wait, wait, that would require some women on the internet getting carried away and as Jezebel reminds us time and again they are infallible.

EARTHBOUND

To have that sense of wonder, whimsy, wtf moments and heartbreaking sacrifice and tragedy. Oh it would be so beautiful.

Can you, and your kids, shut the fuck up? You act like you’re actually tall when the main concern is clearly your width.

2-2-2 is broken. The game was designed around hero switching. There was a better way to break GOATS.

And the people that didn’t want to switch to help team comp? Fuck those people FOREVER.

When people keep that oblivious halfway speed in the left lane one of my favorite things to do is pulse their blind spot indicator.Just get in and out of the zone as many times as possible until they speed up and get out of that fucking lane.

Seems to work better than flashing high beams from behind with a specific…

“I guess that’s the way the puddin’ pops.”

Uhh, did anyone else hear this in Eddie Murphy’s Bill Cosby impression? I can’t un-hear it. Bravo.

You absolutely blew it. Hiding the deaths is an anti-bullying measure and anyone capable of caring about it can track it either manually or through kill streaks.

You somehow managed to prove them right with your skin deep analysis.

I worked at a snazz hotel/restaurant with what was, at the time, one of 72 wine cellars in the world with the Grand Award from Wine Spectator. I would close out the bills and send them to rooms (night auditor/front desk) and yeah - I would see $300 tips on $1,000 tabs.

My experience forces me to say that if you can…