Either way we know where the penis is.

You’re saying Barron is “bigly” now?

“Before we fell in love,” the priest wrote, “I promised to always care for you and protect you, like a father. I still look at you and see a child, but in the best way imaginable. You are mine - no one else’s, and I will always be a father to you until I die.”

I’m not. The surprisingly bad state of her finances was frequently cited as a mark against her conservatorship. 

Once again, not a drag queen or transgender person indoctrinating or grooming children. Shocking!? 

I was thinking it was a drag queen for sure!

Is the demon inside her just code for his penis?

First, it’s a Catholic high school. That’s important for those of us wondering why someone is having kids doing confessions at school. Still vile, but at least it’s not a public school.

It’s from one of the bullets below the main story.

You realize I quoted a section of the article, right?

Her hotel-sized third estate is actually going to open immediately to house hundreds of the unhoused and immigrants. /s

Wake me when she gets her sorry ass deported.

We’re talking about the first Black president. Michelle had zero room for error.

Game theory would suggest that him going to prison would be a win for her. She could navigate among his properties and enjoy his wealth without even having to coordinate schedules in an effort to avoid him. Divorce without the attorneys.

Hard to know how much of that was stolen by her father.

Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom are now vacationing with Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez—such is the path of a couple allegedly trying to take the home of a dying veteran.

Her chest looks like it has a butt sticking out of it. She must own a really weird bra.

such is the path of a couple allegedly trying to take the home of a dying veteran. [Just Jared]

That joke is in the first line of the article…