I’m sure that the Ohio State legislature will find a loophole here, right?

I know I’m ace, but um...handsome???

No George Santos, if that’s even your real name...he was never a great governor, not even a good one, but then your ability to lie got you where you are now, so why so shocked if you even did believe it. It’s what your party is built on and the Thermian known as Ron DeSantis just pulled one on you.

And if they took the cake, dear Mr. Genius Deputy Moron ... “Where were they hiding it? In their pants?”

Always liked Ridgely. Seem to be a rather charming bloke who knew when he struck gold and when to get out of the way. Seemingly absolutely no ego on the dude. And he was a good friend to Michael and tried to be there for him when he could - I also like that he shunned publicity and would never talk about Michael’s…

I’m only sort of kidding when I say that Bernie Sanders could run with a (R) next to his name and a significant number of gop voters would vote for him simply because it does not have (D). The policies don’t matter (to the extent they exist), the people don’t matter, the electability doesn’t matter, the competence…

It’s going to be amazing when he rips his mask off to reveal that he was Sacha Baron Cohen all along.

Sometimes I think that George Santos is doing some sort of Sokal Hoax style political science experiment with the GOP to see how preposterous he can be without completely alienating himself so long as he supports Trump.

I’m certain he has a contingency plan to pivot to “What? I’m never been gay. Married this whole time to my beautiful wife. No, I did not say she was Morgan Fairchild. I said she was Morgan Fairchild-ish.”

Is this because if they sell the townhouse, they won’t be able to afford new ones separately in NYC?

Even if they took the cake, that level of force is waaaayyyyyy over the top for just a damn cake, especially with elderly people.  They need to be fired because they are “killing an unarmed person” waiting to happen.  Lawyer up and sue those cops .

Like most stories about Republican infighting, this is one without a hero—just a gay congressman waking up one day and realizing he’s been vocally supporting and enabling a bunch of homophobic men who hate him.

ACAB.

Because it’s truckers that make truck stops places that everyone else avoids as much as possible on a road trip.

Every truck stop/travel center has lot lizards. All of them. Bucc-ees doesn’t want that!

Do you have a diesel truck? Have you been on the trucker side of the island at night? When you fill up on the trucker side of the island on the regular, you’ll understand why a place that’s trying to be a tourist attraction and advertise clean bathrooms doesn’t want to deal with pee bottles.

Yup. In every election you can, right down to the local school board...ESPECIALLY the local school board, because that’s where they’re plotting to create more assholes just like them.

No no no, you see, you can’t discriminate based on a person’s sky ghost of choice, just on how they live their lives in actual reality.

It’s not at all that shocking when you understand these shows aren’t reality, and she’s a paid actress who agreed to play the villain in that story line, and she isn’t in a mental health facility, it’s all a part of the plotline.  It’s not a coincidence it was a failing show before the writers came up with a plotline…

I repeat: I hope everyone understands the assignment going forward with this shit.

VOTE!