Can’t we just do a world referendum on pretending none of us ever heard of Megan Fox, let alone Machine Gun Kelly, and sending them back to the nowhere they both belong? Nothing of value will be lost.

FFS if it wasn’t for conservatives dragging us backward in time, maybe we could finally break free from this puritanical bullshit. 

Coming out of the closet to say I don’t find Drag Race entertaining in the least.

I started to look into it but changed my mind. I just skip over it now. 

Outside of Jezebel I’ve not seen a single mention of these Sandoval & Leviss people, yet somehow it’s a headline here daily. I can only assume that Jez is getting huge numbers clicks on these stories to justify this level of attention? Do we have to hear about it any more after today??

Yeah I saw this as him speaking to his audience’s perceptions of gay vs masculine, not his own.

I LOVE Donna Summer, and disco, and I will be tuning in. But I will say I’m very tired of “But they actually loveee the gays! We had gays around us all the time!” as if that has anything at all to do with whether or not a person is homophobic. Idk how she said that and thought it would sound any other way besides “But…

Even if that was true it would have nothing to do with either the point of the article or the poster’s argument. To say that progressives dislike him because he is unqualified at his jobs has nothing to do with the criticism against him for being performatively bland and quite frankly is just disingenuous.…

Umm where is the problem? Are y’all okay at Jezebel this week? You seem particularly touchy about perfectly fine representations of queer life this week.

I think people are just looking for reasons to complain about Pete at this point and this is more to do with certain progressives not liking that he’s bourgeois. 

“Maybe they are to people who haven’t paid attention to the ways of gays in the first place”

Yes, a huge chunk of the Midwest, South, and West fits that description. Depending on what your long term political aspirations are, talking in a way that connects to voters does matter a bit.

Could be anything. Mortal Kombat 5 was called Mortal Kombat: Deadly Alliance. Mortal Kombat 6 was called  Mortal Kombat: Deception. But it’s super cool to just get mad about things that haven’t happened.

Technically the original MK2 used roman numerals and is called “Mortal Kombat II” so the sequel to this could be called “Mortal Kombat 2"

1.1

The gore is so over the top that it’s never really grossed me out personally. It’s almost cartoon-like at times. That said, they’re fun to do at first, but quickly grow old, especially given how easy they are to pull off. What I disliked about 11 is how there was a currency incentive to perform a fatality after every…

i dont understand how anyone can be “exhausted” by any form of entertainment. “no longer doin’ it for ya” is not “exhausted,” which implies someone else has exhausted you with their behavior. No, this is all on you.

In fairness, neither of the previous “Mortal Kombat” titles had 1 at the end. It’s a dumb distinction, but it is technically correct.

But... this is literally Mortal Kombat 1. It’s the first Mortal Kombat set in the new timeline splintering from Liu Kang becoming the Lord of Time. It’s a brand new beginning, and the 1 at the end clearly differentiates it from the 1992 game.

*laughs in not Australian

It’s one of the few times it actually makes canonical sense. The story mode from the last game was all about time travel shenanigans so resetting the timeline is perfect.