“I wish I could say that she took a giant bag of cash at an IHOP and that’s why she did this—but it’s so much dumber than that,” her former aide told Jezebel.

Suddenly, without warning, the All New, All Different, Reunited Crazy 88s burst onto the red carpet and surround Uma Thurman. The crowd runs, screaming.

This fucking asshole owes this “comeback” to the woman, 21 years his junior, he abused, tortured, and bullied for years.

OMG, you know her?  Spill the tea...

I’m happy for them. Tho I still think going from coming out, grabbing a bf, and getting married all in a 2 year time span seems rushed to me. He was only a gaybie, barely weened from Gus Kenworthy’s teet (who was noticably NOT at the wedding), and was already out of the dating pool in the LA scene. But it’s his life…

No bride, no crime.  

You don’t wear white to a wedding so that you don’t upstage the bride. That was not an issue at this wedding, obviously. Case closed.

Shoutout to you for doing the work of pre-empting my only real question:

I would normally say “This is what they voted for so fuck ‘em!”

“ectopic pregnancy that sadly ended in miscarriage, not an elective abortion.”

“some of the absolutists believe aborting a perfectly healthy child in the 40th week of pregnancy is morally acceptable.”

We need to be allowed to fire politicians. All these people out there are saying “that’s what elections are for” are trifling fools to me at this point. If your coworker took a shit on the floor of her cubicle and smeared it around the office no one would say “well, we should wait until her next performance review…

A post about it is linked but it’s remiss to not mention that the reason she fucking defected was because she decided she wasn’t getting her ass kissed enough by progressive groups and felt disrespected or some such nonsense. Like she never found the time to meet with Planned Parenthood, despite them trying to arrange…

I’m predicting some bad things coming out about The Weeknd’s personal life way in the future. But for right now, let’s not pretend that sexual torture porn doesn’t draw viewers. This is just Euphoria: The College Years.

Turns out you don’t get to decide what is dignified for everyone else.

This is hysterical, because Kim lies all the time.

North, 9; Saint, 7; Chicago, 5; and Psalm, 4

Fuck you Russell Tovey and Mawaan Rizwan for making me think you’re a couple. 

There’s nothing “undignified” about wearing a bikini at any age.

I apologize. I should not have called you an a-hole. That wasn’t very kind and I’m sorry.