I read somewhere that they are trying to be more contemporary, more accessible, less ostentatious.

queen of lesotho’s dress is really beautiful. otherwise this affair has a dismal vibe which, of course it does

Charles said no tiaras. Although that looks close enough to it.

Watching some of the coverage this AM, it struck me that no one actually seemed pleased to be there...except Camilla. Big, shit eatin’ “I’m gonna be the Queen, you peasants!” grin on her face. Even King Chuck looked like he was thinking “Just put the damn crown on my head and get on with it already.”

OMG this whole thing is disgusting and out of date like dying from tuberculosis. Please get rid of this shitty family and stick them in private life for eternity. 

Sweden’s King Carl XVI Gustaf and Crown Princess Victoria are father and daughter, not a couple except in that there are two of them. Almost none of these people look relaxed or even happy to be there. Since most royals are not functional heads of state, they are probably keen on keeping their heads down and living…

Huh. It had never actually occurred to me that this show had writers.

They are absolutely all rich enough they could break their contracts and be fine. They just don’t have solidarity. 

Not quite sure if you are just trying to bring the “Old Man Yells At Cloud” reference to life, but I’m in my 40s and more than comfortable with the fact that most people 30 and under would consider me old because that’s generally how these things work.

Agreed with your final point that it’s an odd project for Aubrey Plaza to be involved in, it’s not like she needs the money or doesn’t have other options. This is the kind of nonsense that a washed up actor would normally be relegated to.

He’s a wife beater. 

Look, I don’t know what almond  milk did to piss off Aubrey Plaza. I don’t need to know. I  just know that I don’t want to cross her, so now I hate it too

Now if Depp could just disappear from public life as well.

Not that it will matter, but I will never give a single dollar to anything Johnny Depp is in or part of or can benefit from in any way. He and his rabid online fanbase are worthless trash.

Oh, ffs. People who don’t like gossipy, snarky, cynicism and/or pedantry for the sake of a bit, should maybe avoid columns with names like “Dirt Bag.”

Looking at that header pic, even once we account for Ireland, the arithmetic still doesn’t work out. Unless his wife, the woman who bore all those kids, truly isn’t one of Alec’s “reasons to carry on.”

Making fun of Hilaria (nee: Hillary) Baldwin is fun and harmless unless she reads Jezebel. In that case is hilarious and mostly harmless.

Understanding basic facts about the medium you choose to write about is passe.

determined to paint Sheeran as not just an everyman but an underdog