I’m just talking about how it reads in print, particularly as a pull-quote for gossip columnists to mine. I’m sure she meant it as a compliment.

Anonymous and other hackers:

At least this blog isn’t even trying to hide their hypocritical double standards anymore. At least when Gawker leaked naked photos of male celebrities they wrote a think piece saying why it was different than leaking naked photos of female, but now, they don’t even talk about why they think for some reason this is…

Problem is, ‘technically’ is one of those adverbs that, even when meant literally, almost always comes across as sarcastic. (See also: theoretically)

Pitt grosses me out. The guy copies the persona of every woman that he has dated or married. His irresponsible home building in New Orleans left families in a bind with unlivable homes. And his abusive behavior towards Angelina Jolie and their kids was terrifying. His PR machine has worked overtime by trying to get…

Maybe Affleck and Pitt could comment on the accuracy of Goop candle smells....but then again, they probably wouldn’t kiss and tell like a classless person would.

I came to comment just to be old and say what is this stupid plastic wrap outfit? I get that naked dresses are having a moment, but this is just bad. I’m not scandalized, it’s just bad taste. 

Seriously, what the fuck is that outfit? I feel old. 

Karlie Kloss is surprised she kept her pregnancy a secret? I’m surprised she was invited to the Met. I don’t think of her or see her much in the public eye at all. Anyway, massive kudos to whoever did her hair tonight--it’s fucking HARD to do a sleek ponytail and have it look that neat and tidy. 

It’s okay to think people are fucking weirdos for doing stuff like this in public you know.

Jez without the comments section = zero-return.

I think everyone felt that was a rather lovely expression of somebody who was so transported by the music that it had some kind of effect on them physically or, dare I say, even sexually

“I saw the girl after it had happened, and I assume that she ... had an orgasm because she was heavily breathing, and her partner was smiling and looking at her — like in an effort to not shame her,” Grant said. “It was quite beautiful.”

I’m not sure why people would buy that the music had anything to do with it. Seems more like this person or person and partner have a sexual acts in public kink and were subjecting everyone else around them to it, which is pretty gross actually.

I’m intrigued by the implication that the “kinja” is somehow absent from the comment system when it’s not working. I was under the impression it was an imperfect synonym for “broken” or “dysfunctional”

R.I.P. our spank-banks: Harrison Ford says the forthcoming Dial of Destiny is the last time he’s cracking the whip as Indiana Jones. [Daily Mail]

Yeah I don’t know what I was expecting, but the slideshow experience was always terrible, and why would anyone want to guess a met gala outfit based on a bad haiku anyway?

What a controlling, abusive shit head.

I mean, it definitely seems like the right decision. He and his wife have to look out for their kids. I respect people who decide to stay and fight to make Florida a better place, but you have to look out for your kids.

Wow, you found a way to make slideshows even more obnoxious. Great job!