I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Drafting a motion to rename the Funbag Email of the Week to the “Dee Dee Megadoodoo Memorial Email of the Week”. All in favor...

Megadoodoo is just another way of saying Great Moments In Poop History

“Bet she wishes she had a closet to hide in now.”

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

You said a lot of smart/funny things in this piece, but you also said “ham is mostly terrible” so I think that means we’re enemies.

I worked in the NFL (team side) for a number of years. I wouldn’t say PK is a BAD person, but I still joke to this day that I’ve met him for the first time about a dozen times.

All these posts are weirding me out.

Well, whatever accident Drew had obviously impaired his ability to pour a beer...

I should also go to the doctor.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

I had to scroll a long way to find any MINI love, but you’re right. Supposedly the newer ones (‘16 on) are even more reliable (the B48 engines). It’s sacrilege, but I think the auto is actually *better* on these than the manual (though still wouldn’t be my pick). I kind of get the sense the OP wants a MINI.

That’s the thing. For something like this, I don’t even have a price. Because unless you change the rules and lock me in that room, I’m never making it the 30 days. If there is an avenue of escape, I will take it. So it’s less like asking me to wear a shirt every day for a year, and more like asking me to swim the…

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

Gonna get murdered for this, but I say jump for a MINI. I have an ‘07 S. Almost 12 years old and 120k miles and its been decently reliable. Not 100% perfect but it was the first year of the awful N12 engine, so that’s no big shocker. The auto in it is perfectly fine too, nothing special but it keeps up. 35k will get y…

I am glad nobody recommended a WRX. They are great cars, but there are like 2 million of them running around southern NH (population of our wonderful state is only 1 million) with terrible mods.

Itty Bitty Bag Of Shitty

I was at that game and Gritty repelled from the rafters of the stadium. The repelling harness was clearly around the person in the costume, not the costume itself, so I think the belly button purple hole is to allow the cable to pass through the suit to the harness being worn by the performer. It’s fully weird that…