I think it was that throw to Gronk down the sideline where he noted, “If the safety steps up, he’s going to Gronk one-on-one.” I immediately was staring at that safety, saw him step up, and I was like, “Here it comes.”

Drafting a motion to rename the Funbag Email of the Week to the “Dee Dee Megadoodoo Memorial Email of the Week”. All in favor...

Megadoodoo is just another way of saying Great Moments In Poop History

“Bet she wishes she had a closet to hide in now.”

Thoughts and prayers for the Megadoodoo family.

You said a lot of smart/funny things in this piece, but you also said “ham is mostly terrible” so I think that means we’re enemies.

I worked in the NFL (team side) for a number of years. I wouldn’t say PK is a BAD person, but I still joke to this day that I’ve met him for the first time about a dozen times.

All these posts are weirding me out.

Well, whatever accident Drew had obviously impaired his ability to pour a beer...

I should also go to the doctor.

There are many things to love about Drew, but the thing I love the most about him is how effusively he lives his life

I had to scroll a long way to find any MINI love, but you’re right. Supposedly the newer ones (‘16 on) are even more reliable (the B48 engines). It’s sacrilege, but I think the auto is actually *better* on these than the manual (though still wouldn’t be my pick). I kind of get the sense the OP wants a MINI.

That’s the thing. For something like this, I don’t even have a price. Because unless you change the rules and lock me in that room, I’m never making it the 30 days. If there is an avenue of escape, I will take it. So it’s less like asking me to wear a shirt every day for a year, and more like asking me to swim the…

She tried very hard to get him to pull out and he wasn’t having it. She’s pretty worried

Gonna get murdered for this, but I say jump for a MINI. I have an ‘07 S. Almost 12 years old and 120k miles and its been decently reliable. Not 100% perfect but it was the first year of the awful N12 engine, so that’s no big shocker. The auto in it is perfectly fine too, nothing special but it keeps up. 35k will get y…

I am glad nobody recommended a WRX. They are great cars, but there are like 2 million of them running around southern NH (population of our wonderful state is only 1 million) with terrible mods.

Not sure what the tone of this article is supposed to be. Are you giving him shit for still seeming mentally unhealthy? He sounds frustrated but generally ok. In light of his taking a mental health leave, the smarmy tone of this article seems cheap at best and hurtful at worst. 

Back in the day (90s to mid-2000s) the oval cars were very specialized for ovals, from the usual suspension points to such extremes as asymmetrical bodies. This is why teams build cars for SuperSpeedways, Intermediates, Short Tracks, and Road Courses because each car was literally different. Here’s an old Harvick car…