C’mon, he had a ruff childhood.

Any Daytona 500 from 88-05 would disagree with your statement slightly.

The best racing was never at 200 MPH.

I remember a few years ago seeing an article in Car & Driver about start-and-park teams in what was then the Nationwide Series. One of them was Morgan Shepherd, and his usual reason for retiring from a race was “handling.” He explained it thusly:

That doesn’t mean underfunded teams are out there running discarded beaters.

Crack Pipe.

I gotta hand it to you, that image blew away my expectations.

Here is a sneak peak of JPP in a Bucs jersey:

+1 Affirmed

I use the thought of an old guy announcer saying “major dunkage” to postpone ejaculation. 

Major anxiety sufferer. I had a panic attack during a very important work meeting. His candor is appreciated.

For years he’s been ridiculed as a “hack” and watched his sport be swept aside, knocked out the house of Olympians. But even as his fingers curled in anger, Shuster always knew he had the stones to rock the competition hard and bring the drought to an end. Now, he and Team USA can hog the spotlight as champions and…

Seeing way more video content here recently. Please tell me you guys (Jez/Giz/etc. You will forever be the “Gawker family” to me. Fuck you Thiel) aren’t trying to go the same way. Not everyone can watch clips and video at work. While I can do so, I hate receiving content like that. I want to read it. Pretty sure the…

UPDATE

oh man. I work for one of these companies. Mine matches a maximum of $x per year, up to a lifetime max of $x. You can do the maximum all at once if you want (as long as you make a corresponding payment) or spread it out. Last year I chose the former with my federal income tax return, and my next paycheck was basically…

I hate kids. I've hated kids since I was a kid. As I've grown up (I'm 26 now), they can be barely ok in small doses once they're old enough to talk, but as a rule I still hate them. I give them evil stares in the grocery store when the parents aren't looking. I cringe when someone on Facebook posts pictures of their…

Matt's Diary, 1/10/13 & 1/10/18

The team sponsors were happy for him, especially since he'd already eaten the KFC bucket of the game.

Reporter: "Matt, Matt...How'd you do it? Do you have ice water in your veins???"