The number in the oldest Greek versions of Revelations is 616. At some point it was corrupted into 666, and because it takes millennia for the Christian Church to admit it was wrong, most versions of the Bible still say 666.

Did you run to the hills though?

I can understand why she rejected. I wore 666 for an early morning marathon once. And I finished at exactly 2 minutes to midnight.

Rice on Moss would probably get a bad Foodspin ranking too.

We have moved on from the Honeycrisp up here in the frozen north because its patent expired. Its all about the SweeTango now. Gotta make that paper.

Two things I learned exist from this photo:

I wanted to feel like a Cardinals fan so I just went back and recommended all of my own comments.

Prostitute 1: You're not into that weird stuff, are you?

I love watching people pop huge pimples and/or blackheads :3

Still not my favorite piece of perfect camera work:

You're, like, not all that swift, eh?

You Owned Limbs Once.

I made one for Canada.

Basically, every RPG announcement that in even slightly interested in always ends with "no word on plans for a Western release."

Playing Dragon Quest 1 without a fast forward button just isn't going to do it for me. The gameplay is so remarkably slow. It's just unbearable.

He asks, nervously

is his beard...growing a beard?

Andy Pettitte: Hey... Mariano?