Only thing missing was Jorge. Would have been cool if he came out

I want to give some props to Deadspin for not just one article but, two about Todd Helton's departure from Coors Field last night. I'm sure this moment was every bit as special to Yankees fans as seeing Todd play his last game in Denver was for us Rockies fans last night. Of all the major media outlets your site was…

During his career, Mariano pitched in 96 playoff games encompassing 141 innings. In that time, 11 men scored against him. 12 men have walked on the moon.

I doubt the human race will ever see another example of such a dominant yet humble power. Mariano Rivera is and will always be the greatest shut down man of all time.

My Yankees hatred is truly deep-seeded and probably chromosomal, but I cannot deny how sad of a day this is for baseball. We could only be so lucky to ever witness somebody as gifted and dominant as him take the mound again.

Well if Mariano cried then I have no problem admitting I totally lost my shit.

Very cool moment. Not a fan of the Yankees by any stretch of the imagination, but watching Jeter, Pettitte, & Rivera interact there gave me chills.

I love how the only thing in this video to properly use a crosswalk is a pigeon.

Jeffrey Loria is the man who personally trains all Time Warner Cable customer services representatives.

This video is best viewed with the sound OFF.

Hamilton Nolan's suspiciously hanging out by the color printer now, isn't he?

I don't understand why it is an out if the umpire knows it is a 1-2 count? Can anyone dig up the obscure rule where the hitter can "give up" after 2 strikes?

Has anyone ever conclusively proved that? I know there was some study done a couple years back but even the researchers indicated their sample size was too small to be considered 100% accurate. Sucrose is (high school Chemistry cominatcha!) fructose and glucose so it will naturally degrade into those two.

Yeah, these are the same people who punctuate their sentences with DONTCHANOH

If I had my way, people who enjoy the taste of Mountain Dew would be deported to the fucking asteroid belt.

No plain old club soda on the list? Are you not a man? A man who drinks booze and likes to cut that booze with club soda? A man who issues listicles for the purpose of soliciting whiny questions? Do you not solicit these questions just to beat up on their whiny authors for comedic effect?

Does college change your taste buds to Stupid Mode? (That is an honest question because I never went to college, which explains both why I don't know if college changes your taste buds, and also why I am too ignorant to know whether your taste buds have a physiological Stupid Mode.) Because Mountain Dew tastes like…

Vote: Xbox 360 Controller

Why: I know there's a big debate over Xbox vs PS controllers, but the Xbox controller has always been my favorite. Its curves fit perfectly into my hands, its buttons depress very far and have a satisfying "click" to them, and it's control sticks are very comfortable. Some people have…

If you are only drinking Bud, Coors etc then yes you are right to think they taste terrible and the same. Drink an imperial stout or a flanders red ale and you will quickly realize all beer does not taste the same.

I went to Alabama and was having sex with my distant cousin for three months before we realized it when we both got invited to the same family reunion. We kept boning till she moved far away. Roll Tide.