I don’t know Burneko, but I get the impression that he’s the guy who puts the others to bed and yet still rolls into the office before the sun comes up reeking of cigarettes and gin from the night before. Basically, your Creed Bratton / Tom Waits hybrid.

I think all holidays with set dates should be moved to the Nth day of Nth week of the month. Having Independence Day on a Tuesday or Thursday is crap, only second to the horror of having it on a Wednesday. Just give us natural three-day weekends for holidays and don’t force us to burn one or more vacation days trying…

Tom, just FYI, this article is missing the a-history-of-violence tag. I just went through each article with the tag, but this is the one I had to search for.

I have never had snow tires. Nor have I ever driven an AWD vehicle. Nor have I ever driven anything bigger than a 4-door sedan. Also, I live in Syracuse, NY.

Ok, to be fair, I don’t think you can compare the two situations. Franken’s accusation was accompanied by photographic evidence. Yes, McConnell is a snake, but this might be the first thing that he’s ever done that I have no issue with.

2020, I believe. Senate terms are 6 years, correct?

They should have just played Bad to the Bone and got it out of the way.

In the grand scheme of things, this is not a big deal, but...

It appears that you are correct, sir!

I just watched the Spielberg documentary and learned all that. How nuts is that? And man, his dad seems like a saint.

So, I shared this with a friend and then, as the camera zoomed out a bit, said “Wait, is that Joanie?” as he said “this is the county executive.” Then, “Wait, is this in Syracuse?”

No argument that this is an AMAZING cast. The only way I could see this being better is Danny Glover as Rafiki. And maybe Lin-Manuel Miranda or John Leguizamo as Timon.

Hannah, you win the award for the least shocking news event of 2017.

Oh, I get it, I’m just a bit surprised he hasn’t been mentioned. His introduction was the most 80s thing that has ever 80s-ed.

What’s the deal with Max’s dickhead brother (?)? I don’t even think he’s gotten a mention in here yet.

Putting two hands on a ball will be a more accurate pass than swinging one hand. It’s a more stable base.

Basically, he was saying, “If you can get close enough to the ball to take a swing at it with one hand, move your ass a little harder and get there to get both arms under it.”

I mean, it looks cool and all, but I would see a play like this about once a year at our local beach volleyball circuit. Hell, I’ve made a similar play before and I am fat. She had a really good reaction and managed to get a good swing while laying out for it. Good for her. But if her team hadn’t ended up winning the…

I think that’s the Libero, something that came into being after I was no longer playing.

As long as you’re not lifting the ball, you can use whatever body part you like.

“If you can get there with one hand, then you can get there with two.” - my old coach