Rotated, forming a triangle with the corner of the document. When you fold the pages over as you read through the document, it forms a nice snug line against the full length of the staple. No focal points for tearing. It’s logical, dammit.

Bist du das, Herr Hitler?

How dare you. Take it back, Mr. Denton.

I really like Kinja.

How old are you? Are you single or have a family? Are you looking to spend money or do free-ish stuff?

I mean, when you’re in college, it is what it is. Don’t move there as an adult, though. There are better places to spend your life.

I’m from Canastota. Utica has a few things going on now that are pretty good, but oof, there’s a long way to go.

That made me chuckle.

I have nothing witty to say, other than I love living in Syracuse. And Ithaca is also great. I really do despise Utica, though.

Wait, what? Budging is totally used in upstate/central NY.

He could have been Babe Ruth, but if he was never on the field, that makes him a bad player.

Nick Johnson is my favorite bad player of all time.

Upstate NY edition: The Punisher logo with the blue line on their car (which, hey, can you believe that a town just on the outskirts of Syracuse... basically, so close that it is essentially part of Syracuse... actually has this decal ON THEIR POLICE VEHICLES). Also, (not that we see this MUCH in the city, but...)…

I feel like I’m a fairly bright and curious fellow. Yet, I believe the first time I’d ever heard of the Spanish Civil War (other than an ‘in-passing, this-happened-once’ kind of thing) was in Pan’s Labyrinth. Why is this not a bigger part of America’s collective memory? Maybe it kind of just got swallowed by WWII, but…

While not technically a “board game”, any list of non-electronic games is incomplete without mention Dungeons & Dragons or Pathfinder tabletop games. That’s the good stuff.

I never knew the hell that was shopping for women’s clothing until I got married. Where are the pockets? Why are all the materials garbage? Why do the measurements not make sense? From what she tells me, it seems like most of the major retailers don’t even carry clothing that will fit the average woman. As someone who…

Bobby might have given me more laughs than the rest of humanity combined. If we ever develop cloning, he’s on my short list of people I want to give another go-round.

That being said, Syracuse would be happy to host this Amazon complex, sadly.

Oof, I can’t beat that.

Caring about impressing people.