To be fair, he was dressed like a manager. I felt so bad because it was an honest mistake (I've certainly made the same mistake and I worked in the restaurant industry for almost a decade), but it looked 10X worse because he was black. Total fremdscham.

She already explained that.....if she had to pay for her dry-cleaning it would ruin her budget!

Was anyone else as devastated as I was when Gawker recently axed Housewives recaps for the second time? It’s hard to find a place to discuss the shows where people have the right attitude and sense of humor about them, instead of taking them waaaay too seriously. Vulture’s recaps are fun but I can’t stand their…

He was wearing a white shirt and black pants, though. I’ve mistaken white guys dressed like this for servers. I regularly do this to randoms in clothing stores,too. More indicative of being dumb than racist (though these are not mutually exclusive).

I’m so hot and cold with Bethenny, I get that the tough chick, straight shooter is her sthick, but she could work on being less asshole-y with her delivery.

And her daughter, though! That chick is one self-entitled, narcissistic millennial!

Dorinda is already on my short list for worst housewife in all the franchises. She's a blob of candle wax that dripped onto a shag rug.

I like Dorinda, but her daughter drives me bonkers. She plays it up for the camera a little too much - like, I halfway expect her to be stealing glances to make sure the camera is still on her when she’s doing her schtick. No thanks.

Should we talk about that pig eating his watermelon on wall-to-wall carpeting in somebody’s home? Also, I hate the hippos’ handler.

half the animals here wish it were the head of the person feeding them the watermelon

For as much public adulation that Clinton gets, he really has a fucking awful legacy in a lot of areas.

Sorry. If Anna Wintour shows up at my house, I’m doing the Condé Nasté with her ASAP.

The name of the restaurant, Sur, was originally just the Spanish word for "south," as the original owner (and still part-owner) was Argentinean. The acronym was just something Lisa V though up to make it seem more interesting. Fail.

She dresses like a Clue character.

I disagree with the Mets lifestyle.

You don't sound like a conspiracy kook. You just sound like somebody who doesn't really understand what they're talking about. Thousands of Americans die of the flu every year. The reason to get the flu shot is that it significantly reduces the risk of healthy young to middle aged adults contracting the flu virus and…

"OK, so you get sick for a few days, big deal. "

Lol someone took the Jeter backlash a little too seriously, no one has even suggested he isn't a slam dunk hall of famer. Holy shit. Dude.

#1 Literally pitches a tent. Result!

"You see, you MADE me hit you. If you don't want me to hit you, don't __________."