Our interest in dead WHITE women is one of the most enduring themes of Western culture ...

My mind boggles at how the black guy is sitting at the news desk yet they feel the need to show his picture repeatedly on the screen behind him.

What constitutes an adult? I consider anyone under 25 a teen.

They’re dead, anyway.

That’s what they tell me. Thanks for noticing.

Thanks, I try.

The photos above are proof enough. That, the theme and purpose, and the parts of it I’ve seen televised tell me all I need to know.

lame comeback, as one might expect from a boring dork.

Tell yourself whatever you need to so as not to face your lameness.

Why would I go? I am not a dork.

It has always been so boring, as are the dorks who attend it.

Wanting to win a second Oscar, Charlize Theron has already put in a bid to play her in the movie.

DON’T FEED THE TROLL.

You even had a lawyer explain it to you. I can only conclude that you are a troooooooolllllll!

Cutting the kid’s hair might have been assault.

So desperate to be one of the boys.

For a moment I thought it was David Wells.

Taking offense contributes as much as giving offense to the collective unhappiness of the world.

COULDN”T have cared less.