Manatees! They’re slow and they might look like they wouldn’t be that bright, but they are actually very intelligent animals! They’re also very docile and boat motors are one of their main threats.

I also ended up with a report on Botswana in a similar manner! I don’t remember that much about it now, honestly. Feel free to share cool deets!

Kemp had the crazy one where he was pointing a gun at his daughter’s date for the entirety of the ad. I was at a statewide event right after that ad came out, and Kemp was there and he came up to my group and bragged about the ad, boasting that he’d already gotten a lot of texts about it.

Oh, sweet pea, aren’t you and your little shirt precious.

As a Pens fan from the south (my longterm boyfriend is from Pittsburgh), bless their damn hearts.

As a Pens fan, I don’t give a shit about the Caps winning that series. Our guys did what they needed to do and got the last two cups. I’m thrilled they get some much-needed rest, Phil was clearly playing injured, among others, and they have certainly earned it. Like, good for you, Caps, enjoy the third round?

That’s pretty much how I was taught to type in school. I can’t remember if they covered the screen - I think they did - but we had to put something over our hands. It worked, though, I’m a decent typer and I never look at my hands. Drives me crazy when people do that.

That’s awesome. Come on, Hags.

You mean the guy who scored a hat trick against his team’s biggest rival in the first game of the playoffs two nights ago? Yeah, he totally sucks.

I think Delicate and Getaway Car are probably the best songs on the album, but I agree, This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things is fun, if a tad on the nose. She led with some of her weaker singles from the album.

One of my girls sleeps like that with me in bed every night, and it’s so damn sweet, we joke that this cat could get away with murder in our household.

One of my girls is almost too attached. She loves the shit out of me, but if my boyfriend is home, she has to be on his chest with her face against his.

Yes. They’re living things, not toys or accessories. Be nice to them. I have watched a lot, probably too much, of My Cat From Hell, and it’s usually abundantly clear that the problem is the humans, and not the cat. I’ve seen like two episodes where there ended up being a behavioral problem rooted in a medical issue,…

I have three and they love me so much. When I woke up this morning, one was snoozing at my feet, one was spooning with me, and as soon as the third heard me stir, he jumped up next to me on the bed for snuggles and started purring away. As I type this, one of my girls (my favorite, ssshhhhhhh) is sitting on my leg…

Peyton has a goofy accent, though, and isn’t always super high energy when he talks. I love him, but I don’t think he has a voice for radio. Plus, he’s a control freak and I don’t see that meshing with the more fluid nature of broadcasting a live game.

I agree. I don’t think Peyton would be great at broadcasting, either, and I say that as someone who has loved Pey Pey since I was a kid. I def think he sees himself as a more serious, front-office type.

Ha, I was gonna say, Sid ended the game with three points.

I mean, I know this article makes the case for multiple factors, but as a Vandy alum, I could have told Pitt ahead of time that Kevin Stallings wasn’t going to make things any better. He’s a shitty coach and a shitty person.

I feel so badly for everyone who went to the event only to be disappointed. I went to a cheese festival in my city last summer and IT WAS AMAZING. They had plenty of cheese and it was one of the best festivals I have ever been to. Goddamn we ate so much cheese it was fucking amazing. I’m also on some public boards in…

This. Everything about this is correct. I hate flying, I am terrified of vomit, and I enjoy drinking at the airport.