A batcat! We have one, too. She’s the funniest cat I’ve ever had.

Short answer, no, he does not understand how government works. Also, I very happily live in John Lewis’s district. I’ve lived all over the country, and I don’t want to live anywhere but downtown Atlanta.

I think Boyz II Men was my first CD, but Jagged Little Pill wasn’t far behind (it came out when I was 11, looking back, surprised my overprotective mom let me get it), and I wore that sucker out. Ditto the Romeo + Juliet Soundtrack and Lisa Loeb’s Tails.

I live right by Freedom Parkway (downtown, not by Ponce), so I see it every time I get on the connector. I love it.

He’s my representative!!! And as you get on the interstate in downtown Atlanta, there is, in fact, a huge mural of his face with the word “HERO” above it.

I actually prefer Chick-fil-a to Zaxby’s, though I don’t MIND Zaxby’s. And does Zaxby’s actually have that much sodium? I’ve never had the chicken fingers or the chicken fingers sandwich, I just get the grilled chicken salad every time because I like that they give you a whole, decent-looking chicken breast.

I’m from Georgia, and I would absolutely introduce myself, especially with the storm approaching. It’s weird to me that it seems weird to OP. That said, my originally southern family lives in California now, and my sister says that she has to actively deny her natural impulse to make small talk with strangers and…

And him not being posh was a key factor in the first Kingsman. I really like that movie up until like the last scene. That stupid princess part was so bad, but hopefully that kind of bullshit won’t make it into the next one.

We might be the same person.

I love skiing and I’m decent at it, but chair lifts make me so nervous.

All I ever did was run track, but I had five events every meet. I didn’t love practice, but I HATED the meets. I was TERRIFIED. Every time I got in the blocks, I wanted to barf. I actually decided to take up a throwing event my senior year to get me out of one of the events with starting blocks and a gun. On the…

That barette nonsense continues into adulthood. I am a 32-year-old woman and I have to buy a big new pack of ponytail holders and hair clips at least every year, not because they break, because they get sucked into oblivion. I have no idea where they go, but they are gone. I’ve surrendered hundreds and hundreds of…

I love Marc Jacobs bags and you should be able to find something for under $1,000. I used to love Prada bags, too, but I have no idea what kind of stuff they’re putting out these days, ditto Fendi. My friends like their Tory Burch purses a good bit. Kate Spade isn’t my aesthetic, but the ones my friends have seem to…

I’m not having babies, ever, but I still heat up my deli meat. I just think sliced turkey tastes better hot (maybe not in the summer).

And women. Don’t forget women. They hate poor people and women. Can’t wait to see the response from all the poor people who voted for Trump when they lose their health coverage.

If nothing else, not issuing sex on birth certificates would make vital records data a bear to compile and publish.

I was nervous about pressing play on this video for fear of seeing a family member. Lucky for me, the drunk rednecks in this video are not the drunk rednecks who are related to me.

I live in Atlanta, so for me, flying Delta is really convenient. I can get a direct flight to damn near anywhere. I also like the service better than other airlines. I had to fly United this summer for the first time in a long time and the service was terrible. I also have friends who are frequent United and American…

IT’S TERRIBLE. I’ve told my friends that the only thing that could make me leave Atlanta is global warming. Summers here aren’t really things to be enjoyed anymore, but rather something to be survived. And winters aren’t cold enough to kill the bugs. I was born and grew up here before leaving for 10 years, and it…

And yet, I like living elsewhere! Imagine!