That’s so sweet about the picture of the ship!

I actually might do a picture thing or a memory jar or picture collage for my dad. He has freaking everything under the sun and plenty of means to get more of everything under the sun, so maybe I’ll do something sappy that he could like put in his office.

During the campain, I did see one or two liberals in my Facebook feed linking to what was clearly fake news, but each time it happened, the fake news poster was 65+, which I think speaks to an age-related lack of internet savvy. On the other hand, I saw many, many more clearly fake news links from conservatives in my…

That ended up not being true. The cops leaked that publicly, but during the trial, it came out that he had not in fact googled how long in took for kids to die in hot cars. I’m in Atlanta and I’ve watched the case closely, and while I come down slightly on the side of guilty, the cops weren’t great with communications…

I was seriously like, WTF is Aubrey Plaza doing in this mess?

I kept thinking the same thing. The security HAVE to be hosts, and programmed to suck in that circumstance by whoever programmed Maeve to rebel.

I also think that HGTV has been about normalizing LGBT couples and families. They also feature a really diverse cast of couples/families in terms of race/ethnicity, and I always think that that had to be intentional. I think it helped that a lot of the programming started in Canada, and Canada is typically more…

This! There’s no plot! Killing people isn’t plot! I watched loyally for six seasons, but I threw in the towel after episode two of this season. I hate to leave Michonne behind, because I love her, but they aren’t working towards anything or building towards anything or going anywhere. I live in Atlanta, and at this…

The Fords are pretty corrupt, right? Also, I think he once flirted with me at a Mellow Mushroom in Nashville (I was in college volunteering for his Democratic rival for the state senate seat and they both attended some event around there). He’s corrupt, but he was pretty cute.

Michael Scott isn’t evil at his core. Devastatingly insecure, a compulsive need to be loved, a willingness to say anything to anyone to gain approval, a total lack of self-awareness, and just plain ignorant? Yes. But the show also showed us that he could be self-sacrificing, was great with children and generous of his…

We elected evil Michael Scott. Jesus fucking Christ.

Harry looks just like Philip. He is Charles’s son. That is a stupid rumor that needs to die.

Nah, she’s cool with it. She would never have let him issue that open letter to the press about protecting Meghan if she weren’t down with the pairing. I like to think she’s learned a lot about optics over the last several decades. And honestly, I think KP would get as much good PR mileage as possible out of a…

A friend once made vegan cheese in her home using nuts. She was like, it tastes just like feta, you can’t tell the difference! I don’t know who she was lying to more - us or herself. That shit was NOT cheese.

Yes, I could have googled. But I wanted my thoughts on calling something a stone fruit recorded for posterity here.

What the fuck is a stone fruit?

Why did bio dad show up when it wasn’t his 10-year reunion, since he was two grades ahead of you and Abandoned Mother?

I mean, I ignore him, so it’s fine.

Ha! I am very happy with my boyfriend of four years, and he’s been down the marriage road before and doesn’t want to do it again (and I don’t blame him, though we have joked about tying the knot at the courthouse for $). I do have to note, my dad did pay for all costs related to my undergraduate degree, and I only…

GOD IF ONLY. My dad is a rich old dude and he’s tried to bribe me with lots of money to get married, as I am not of the marrying persuasion. I’m like, how ‘bout you just give me that money and I’ll settle my student loan debt?