I’ll see if the old ladies who work at the church next door need help. They know me now because I vote in fucking everything, so they see me several times a year.

My director gave us tomorrow off for voting purposes, but I was like, you know, I may need Wednesday off a lot more.

Same on the schedule.

I have the day off work tomorrow - our director closed the office to give us plenty of time to vote (and because I lead a civic health initiative at work, so I don’t have to yell at anyone for not voting). I also live literally next door to my polling location so I can just look out the front door to see when the…

I won the DARE essay contest in 5th grade, and a local news anchor (Monica Pearson, nee Kaufman, for uoubatlanta folks, I loved her so much), presented me with a medal and I was THRILLED. No regret in this story, just sharing DARE experiences.

Seriously. My cats would have gotten the fuck out of there so fast. Even my brave girl who loves people, including strangers, I think would have bolted from the flash bulbs and noise.

Yeeessssssssss I loved that song so much. It’s in my head now. As is Pretty Piece of Flesh. Man I loved that soundtrack.

I’m a Braves fan who misses JHey. It’s not like we got better after we let him go. We just freed up some money for the pleasure of watching no-names in the outfield.

Oh my god. I would lodge an HR complaint against her. What is wrong with people.

I was 12 when it came out and so very innocent and naive, and white bread pretty baby Leo was about as much sexuality as I could handle. Today, I appreciate Tybalt and Mercutio much more.

I taped pictures of Romeo + Juliet Leo to the fan blades in my bedroom so I could look up and see multiple pictures of him. I loved this movie so much. I was 12 when it came out and pretty Leo was so sexy to my baby eyes/hormones. Also I wore that soundtrack out.

I didn’t see any of season 1, so the main thing I took away from this trailer is that being a child actor does not automatically make one a good adult actor. Take it down a notch, there, Steph.

WHAT THE FUCK. I am now enraged at this woman I don’t know. If there is one thing they taught us about hand hygiene in public health school, it is that using hand sanitizer is not a substitute for washing your hands after you go to the bathroom. Even if you don’t have soap in the bathroom, a long, vigorous…

We’re the same way! Everyone has remote access, and the company culture is DO NOT come into the office when you’re sick. Hell, I’m working from home today because I was trying to get a last-minute handyman to fix some electrical stuff in my kitchen before trying to cook dinner tonight. We are that flexible, so it…

One of my coworkers came in several months ago and announced that she had a stomach bug and had been up all night puking and was still feeling really badly and would probably need to go to the bathroom frequently. I was disgusted. I immediately shooed her away from me and told her to stay away from my office and not…

Well the British royals think they’re superior to the European royal houses, but, yeah, I agree with your point. I really don’t think it’s a big deal. Would it have been a big deal 100 years ago? You betcha. But today’s palace might actually see it as good PR. Look at the positive mileage they got out of “Prince…

That show was so deeply stupid but it made for great hate-watching via Go Fug Yourself’s coverage. I couldn’t bring myself to watch the actual show because it was so cringey, but I looked forward to the weekly recaps!

I have shit plumbing in my nose and ears and, as a result, I have a shit sense of taste and smell, but I’m mostly kind of grateful for it? I can’t smell terrible things as strongly, and it really makes me appreciate big, bold wines.

Yes but a person only wearing underwear doing anything with a blowtorch is inherently funny.

He’s still #notmyprofessor