The royal family famously (notoriously?) pays low wages, but they consider the prestige of the job on your resume and the chance to live (rent-free) in royal housing as benefits that balance the shit salary.

Well that’s shitty. I’m sorry. I guess ignore as best you can?

My relatives also love to get a rise out of “libtards,” and I just don’t get it. Like, when I am forced to spend time with you, I am really careful to stick to safe topics and never, ever try to provoke you, mostly because I don’t want to be horrified by and scared of the things that will inevitably come out of your…

On top of the cheating, the words he uses to sext are so cringe-worthy. So much second-hand embarrassment. You deserve better, Huma.

Relevant to your username and this story:

I get it. It was super easy for me to go drink at my local bar and then grab a $4 uber to the stadium before game time, but I know that wasn’t everyone’s experience.

Eh, I live an exit from turner field, so for me, there was plenty to do, but I know what you mean. I liked Turner, but they could have done more for the immediately surrounding area.

I CAN’T WINK, EITHER! According to the Internet, it's because I'm missing a nerve or some shit around my eyes. I am so pumped that Rihanna is my non-winking brethren.

So she was just sitting in there in the dark? The lights don’t come on unless the door is locked.

You need to let that incorrect little nugget go, big guy.

By “things to do around the stadium,” do you mean a mall and suburban restaurant chains? Didn’t realize Cheesecake Factory qualified as “something to do.”

That possum article is beautiful. I just forwarded it to everyone. I have a friend we refer to as trash panda, and I may humbly suggest that he reconsider and go with night rat boy or shit possum.

Hahahahahaha “or even a ziggurat,” that line is inspired. Bummer The Toast closed.

Did the woman openly admit to conning people, or did she keep up the ruse with staff, too? I agree that she is a piece of human trash.

Most of mine are loose/stretchy enough that I don’t have to like unbutton anything, just slide ‘em straight up and down.

I’m 5'10" and I’ve been happily wearing them all summer. I bought and returned a couple that were too short, but most were fine. I should add, I love stuff super loose and I hate body-con, so I would just order a size or two up and enjoy the extra length and the fact that the romper was super loose.

I’m 32 years old and I have pretty much lived in rompers and loose dresses this entire hellishly hot goddamn summer.

I went to college in the South (I am from the South, but not particularly southern other than, like, my love of grits and football). I did the whole sorority thing and it was mostly fine, and the preppy thing to a degree, but there was nowhere near this level of pressure to make your dorm cute. I also had a lot of…

I looked forward to that column more than I look forward to Christmas. My friends and I would email each other lines all day and I can't believe we didn't lose our jobs because we were laughing so hard on like a monthly basis.

I remember getting COTD for a rhyme I made about Jezebel celebrating the 20th anniversary of The Little Mermaid. The first line went something like, “fuck I’m old.” I was 25. I am now 32. I have learned and aged along with this site. I hope the other sites aren’t forced to follow gawker.com.