Horrifyingly, I... I don’t think you can.

First they came for the rosé, and I did not speak out—

“The incident happened my junior year at Columbia, when Paul followed me upstairs at a party, came into a room with me uninvited, closed the door behind us, and grabbed me. I politely said, “Hey, no, come on, let’s go back downstairs.” He didn’t listen. He held me close to him as I said no, and continued to pull me…

i really hope they turn this shit around or idk where i’ll go for news now

what a huge opportunity turned shit pile. Truly snatching defeat out of the jaws of victory.

Your mum sounds rad as hell. Please thank her for the work she and other women did to make things easier and fairer for my generation.

“Abortion is not just a simple medical procedure,” it read. “For many women, it is a life-changing event with significant physical, emotional and spiritual consequences. Most women who struggle with past abortions say that they wish they had been told all of the facts about abortion.”

I moved in with the man who would become my husband in 1998. I had a 7 yr old cat. He was allergic. “She’s pretty old,” I said. “You won’t have to live with a cat for too long.” That cat died in 2013. She was a huge asshole for all 22 years of her life. God, I miss her. My husband does not.

Cats will also knock over, or eat bouquets and vomit them back up all over the house. So any and all special occasions are potentially ruined...

This is perfect timing as a) today is my actual birthday and b) I love pissy cats. :3

Team Dog agrees.

I was thinking he looks more like an upset walrus.

I pronounce it with a g like “gym”... Nobody has ever asked me what I’m talking about, they always know and nobody corrects me, so I’ll just keep on doing it.

Well, so do I, but in the way most people think eating dog is weird. We didn’t have pets growing up, but we did feed the ducks all the time.

And when said adults refuse to eat anything but that? Oh and god forbid they try something new and it’s an ethnic cuisine. There is at least one person in my life I refuse to take to ethnic restaurants. They will embarrass the hell out of me, and offend the people, because they don’t have any set of manners, or taste…

I didn’t know that about John Lennon and that really bums me out. The Beatles are WAY before my time, but I grew up listening to their music and loved it anyway. I never really got into their personal history much, since they’d broken up and started dying by the time I was born. That’s a real shame. :(

THANK YOU !

1. Hearted for quoting the BSC—I use that line quote frequently.

They probably practice Natural Family Planning (AKA the rhythm method), which is approved by the Catholic church: [en.wikipedia.org]