She is talented and she seems to be a truly awful person.

If I had an active herpes outbreak and he would get it from me and always remember me...nah, not even to give him herpes.

I wish more people did this.

I know. The business class I went to would only admit to WW2. In his eyes and the class’s eyes working in the mills, being a servant,teacher, nurse, and everything in between didn’t count.

The difference being your father killed the dogs because it was better for the family, and the same with the cats. He didn’t do it for the joy of killing.

Controllers gotta control every damn thing; even from the grave.

They still teach this in some business courses. They do admit women worked outside the home for WW2.

A woman would make a great president, just not the woman running now.

Romney aged well for a robot man.

To kick in the balls? Not Ted Cruz nor Dr.See No Evil, so whoever is the frat boy.

Who is Ansel Elgort?

I used to work with a girl who looked so much like me my sister went up to her and started talking to her. I would hear from people that I acted like I didn’t know them when they saw “me” out and about.

Thanks for letting me know about the petition.

IKR. I am afraid to hold babies because I am afraid I will drop them.They are so wiggly they can wiggle out of my arms..

Queen Victoria's solution to unwed pregnancy was for the girl to buy a ring and let it be known the father was a sailor.

They do that because they are on the wrong side of the door. If you open the door and let them out they will find a door and they will be on the wrong side again.

For about a minute after I got married I was Burns-Svetz . Svetz is pronounced Sweats. I didn't want my last name to sound like a bad joke so I dropped Svetz and kept Burns. I used to those jokes.

Memories Pizza serves food, it is not a place of worship. I can’t stand how they’re acting all noble and holy when they are just being bigots.

I can't go to work today, I have a very important TUPPERWARE party to go to. Solid fact-they didn't fire me.

I think she figured out how to mix crack with a broadcast signal.