The part about the baby sleeping through the night in a week, that, cracked me up.

Java guava fancy French-style sausage snaps with Guylaysian yam hammers. I am going to have to fit 'java guava" and "fancy French style" into my fancy French style vocab.

Is there any way to call the NSA to heel?

I almost want to get back on twitter and get Biggs' tweets, as it is I am so glad that I am not famous.

In some states the car you own has to be worth less than $5k.

I would fund a kickstarter of Joe M walking around shirtless, doing chores around my house, playing with the pets, taking a shower, toweling off, getting dressed, and going to the beach and Joe M body surfing. Who's with me?

I would giggle like a fool.

So many people don't believe that. It puts a different spin on the phrase "getting in touch with your inner child."

One of the best things about being older guys no longer think "If I show her my dick she won't be able to resist me" and they no longer talk about their dicks so much their wing men hustle them out of my sight.

A lot of guys would have used that accident to further their cause.

I wonder if the testing company is the same one owned by the FA governor and his wife?

I can't even tell who would promote this- someone who loves or someone who hates her.

I don't either, I"m with you in hoping it was whole lot of booze, and not one drink or bottle of beer. And now that I think of it I hope no beer played a part in the task, no beer, maybe 24 bottles of rum.

I would hope she at least did it drink, bj, mouthwash,bj,drink, and so on.

That.

Who's the guy in the rowboat? Will he take me rowing someday?

Monkeys do it- so funny I have to stop everything to laugh, yet I can't make through one article about idiot teen boys doing the same thing.

DNF;TFG=did not finish;to fing gross.

My first thought was who are Grierson & Leitch? I read the article anyway, cause I'm always on the look out for a good movie. I would watch all of them, I would, however, while about seeing the Nic Cage one.

It really is perfect casting. She's is an excellent actress and she looks like she could be his mom.