When Meg Ryan was on a soap opera, my sister and I called her character "Dumb Betsy". I think Dumb Betsy would know better than to sign on to How I Met Your Father.

These menu descriptions make me never want to eat again. That means I will lose the last 10 pounds, thank you Guy F.

Why are there only 15 replies? How do I change the font on my mac?

Crap, I have to make an appt. with my gyn who i can not stand. I now after to wait for this to fade, fade from my mind.

Most likely it's his "wife's idiot nephew" or some other relative.

Hurt feelings get made better by friends and family, and not fat stacks of cash.

Guys who get high before work. They also have been know to drop their wallet with their IDs.

The lesson here- No matter what your job don't get high and go to work.

Two things 1Lupita is amazingly beautiful. 2Dencia is a black woman who is whiter than me and I burn if I am in the sun for more than 10 mins.!

IKR, it just is wrong they way some people treat pets. Oh you lost your earrings, let me get you a new pair, I can't stand that attitude. Pets are not fungible.

What gets me is that it is always imagined that the woman that rapes teen boys is in her 20's and beautiful. It never occurs to them that she could be in her 40s and 50 pounds overweight.

As a white woman I am offended by the thought that anybody even buys a Nicholas Sparks novel. I say this having seen 10 mins. of one of movies.

Yeah, it doesn't matter that an unneeded operation is dangerous, that guy has to go out there and play ball.

Or the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, or pretty much any rock band from "away."

It depends on how high. Mike Tyson high? Forget it, I am to busy laughing to take him serious. High like a well trained tenor who can knock those high Cs out of the park, I melt.

Now you may find this shocking or surprising, but the reason I don't Bladerunner's girl friend's name is I haven't been following the story very closely. This is the first story I read to completion. I doubt that I even listened to a single story all the way through.

I'm with you, I had no idea of her name. I will probably forget it by Thursday because her name doesn't stick in my head.

The best and I mean the best part of being older is men no longer feel the need to whistle at me, say lewd comments, shout lewder comments, discuss how big their penises are. When they did that I felt two things at the same time 1.I wish I had an Uzi, and 2. I'm glad I don't have an Uzi, and the thought would finish…

Except Sayid would be my forever boyfriend and I would make him forget Shannann ever lived.

I do not see how people can hear of these behaviors and still believe there is no war on woman. Vesper, I am so sorry that happened to you.