I can't get into FKA Twigs. I've tried listening multiple times and it's just not for me - which is weird because everyone has told me if I like Grimes I would love it. Not the case.

""Yes, he says this. He calls a someone's teen kid a 'bitch.'"

At this point in time, I just have the image bookmarked as a reply anytime anyone tries to use Jesus to justify their own bigotry.

Dude I shower like every 2-3 days and it encourages me to work out! I'm like yeah, time for a shower...Better work out first to make it worth it

Showering twice a day or more on the reg is so absurd to me. Y'all must have some dry skin issues.

I know this sounds cute and quirky, but we alcoholics don't laugh when we read these stories.

I have one of those so-called "justice boners," sourced in a decade of working as a server in all but the nicest calibre of restaurant. Fuck those idiots, indeed.

I work with people AALLLLLLLLL day. I have a finely developed appreciation for people who take no shit from those people and a keen respect for management that doesn't throw itself into every mud puddle so the customer can walk all over them and their staff. The customer isn't always right. Sometimes the customer is a…

Gallows humor as told by the executioner.

"I mean, time and age are really irrelevant to me... Sometimes, I think I'm trapped in the age that I started this. I'm trapped at 23."

The Lemon Cake Male Objectification Experiment, a/k/a The Male Glaze.

He did break something

My guess is she was pranked. Probably her stoned teenage child, who laughed their ass off.

I suspect the problem is not that women won't "act their age," but that there are so few roles written for women in their 40s, 50s and beyond in which they can be protagonists. Men who are Crowe's age are seen as pivotal, sexual, and dynamic; too often women at that age are relegated to being the helpful wife, the…

This is what happens when you surround yourself with people who are constantly saying yes to you instead of keeping you in check.

Everyone loves an acronym (as evidenced by all those WWJD bracelets and such), but I don't think ZXGVULYWOPT is gonna catch on.

I can't find a Margaret Richards gif from the PBS workout series "Body Electric". Mom still has the VHS from the 80s and they are awesome!

If the first ten minutes of UP doesn't make you teary:

Literally, the only thing I would want to wear in this whole show is this gilded feather cape...thingie.

Obligatory hater response: "This is from when they still made good games".